THE FUCKIN' FUNNIEST DUDE EVER
Doug Benson: "Like all comics, I just broke up with my girlfriend. I caught her lying to me... Under another guy."
*Applause*
Doug: "That's right. Applaud at my loss. You're all awesome."
...
Doug: "You know, since the break-up, I've gotten into poetry. Any of you into poetry? No? I wrote I Hai-ku about my ex-girlfriend. Here it goes.
A Hai-ku has five
Syllables, then has seven
But who cares you whore."
Stevie R George's "score"
*Applause*
Doug: "That's right. Applaud at my loss. You're all awesome."
...
Doug: "You know, since the break-up, I've gotten into poetry. Any of you into poetry? No? I wrote I Hai-ku about my ex-girlfriend. Here it goes.
A Hai-ku has five
Syllables, then has seven
But who cares you whore."
Stevie R George's "score"