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So not much happened today. So I'll give you some cool quotes.
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Drew: "Man I hate Mrs. Schmitt. She doesn't teach us anything. It's like... she talks about anus all day."
Ganon: "It's like, she gets up in front of the class and is like, 'Anus. ... Here's your homework.' "
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Drew: "That sub was hot dude."
Jeremy: "No... She looked like a guy."
Drew: "What the hell? No she didn't!"
Jeremy: "I don't know about you man, but... I don't go for the dudes."
Drew: "...She smiled at me."
Jeremy: "Yeah she probably thought you were in Special Ed or something."
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Jonathan: "Oh man... In ROTC today, We were running in formation, and then I hawked up a loogie, but I didn't know it, and I caught it on instinct because I didn't want it to fall... It ended up half way drying on my hand while I was trying to get it off. I kept waving my hand and everything... But it didn't move."
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Jonathan: "We have ROTC at 5 o'clock, right? Well, I wake up at 4 in the morning and I take a shower and stuff. It takes 10 minutes to get there, so I take a shower, and then I'm like, 'Hm, I've got 30 minutes.' And I wonder if I can wank off in that amount of time."
Forrest: "HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA"
Jonathan: "The thing is, it takes me 20 minutes to even think about it and 10 minutes to do it. So by the time I get there, I'm late, and the Sgt. asks me, 'Rafael! Why are you late?' I say, '...I was sleeping...' It's like, what the hell does he want me to say? That I was jacking off??"
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David: "Okay, wait. Brian, I have this joke. Forrest walks into a bar and then says, 'Hey, you're a fag.' "
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Drew: "Man I hate Mrs. Schmitt. She doesn't teach us anything. It's like... she talks about anus all day."
Ganon: "It's like, she gets up in front of the class and is like, 'Anus. ... Here's your homework.' "
...
Drew: "That sub was hot dude."
Jeremy: "No... She looked like a guy."
Drew: "What the hell? No she didn't!"
Jeremy: "I don't know about you man, but... I don't go for the dudes."
Drew: "...She smiled at me."
Jeremy: "Yeah she probably thought you were in Special Ed or something."
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Jonathan: "Oh man... In ROTC today, We were running in formation, and then I hawked up a loogie, but I didn't know it, and I caught it on instinct because I didn't want it to fall... It ended up half way drying on my hand while I was trying to get it off. I kept waving my hand and everything... But it didn't move."
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Jonathan: "We have ROTC at 5 o'clock, right? Well, I wake up at 4 in the morning and I take a shower and stuff. It takes 10 minutes to get there, so I take a shower, and then I'm like, 'Hm, I've got 30 minutes.' And I wonder if I can wank off in that amount of time."
Forrest: "HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA"
Jonathan: "The thing is, it takes me 20 minutes to even think about it and 10 minutes to do it. So by the time I get there, I'm late, and the Sgt. asks me, 'Rafael! Why are you late?' I say, '...I was sleeping...' It's like, what the hell does he want me to say? That I was jacking off??"
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David: "Okay, wait. Brian, I have this joke. Forrest walks into a bar and then says, 'Hey, you're a fag.' "
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