The Third Bunny: Rabbit Season

[39degreesc]

Partridge Drive and nearabouts.

[Mesousa is tearing down the street as fast as his little bunny paws can take him, which is not very fast. He is yelling at loudly as he can, and rather incoherently too.]

AHHHAHWAHHHHHHHH

[Trips, gets up, begins running again.]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(OOC: Feel free to either stop him in order to either help of kill him for

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[fthisgetmecigs]

[Badou heard the announcement but fakes or not he's not in the business of killing. That's Heine or Mihai's job. He's out having a smoke on the porch when some rabbit thing scampers by him. He's going to attempt to reach out and grab Mesousa by the scruff because what the fuck?]

[39degreesc]

[As Badou grabs Mesousa his bunny instinct takes over and he freezes completely still. You can't see him if he doesn't move!]

[fthisgetmecigs]

Y'know, freezin' like that ain't gonna make me not see ya.

[39degreesc]

[Mesousa is still for a few seconds before he answers.]

Sometimes it helps up bunnies blend in with the OH!

[Quickly he covers his mouth and looks up at Badou in terror.]

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Okay, holy shit. Badou didn't expect the rabbit to actually respond back. He almost drops Mesousa. Almost. He rebounds quickly in any event. The place is messed up anyway.]

So what t'fuck are ya running for? Dog or somethin'?

[39degreesc]

The man who lives in my house was looking at me funny while holding a knife after the announcement.

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Welp. That explains that. Drone bunny thing maybe.]

And runnin' around when anyone can shoot at ya or somethin' is a better alternative ta hiding? [Rabbit, you are not very good at this running and hiding thing, are you?]

[39degreesc]

SHOOT ME???!?

I didn't even think of that!

[fthisgetmecigs]

Ain't the smartest one of the bunch, are ya? Y'might as well get eaten at this rate, huh?

[A pause.]

...Never had rabbit before.

[He's kidding of course. Badou would be too creeped out to eat a critter that has the ability to talk to him.]

[39degreesc]

W-what?!

[Mesousa starts slowly taking steps backwards away from Badou. After a few steps, however, he crosses his legs incorrectly and tumbles over backwards.]

Uwaaaaa!