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[37trogdors]

So I went for a three mile hike and ended up surrounded by a herd of wild boars in the wilderness last weekend, and did such things such as climbing a tree and hiding in an abandoned chickee hut for close to an hour to avoid giant angry mama boar that kept getting too close for comfort. They finally ambled off and I ran into the same goddamn herd again that blocked off the only labeled trail back to camp and made me have to backtrack and walk off the trail without moonlight or a flashlight until I found an overgrown alternate route back.

Every night since I've dreamt of being mauled by boars or being lost in the woods and wake up checking myself for cuts and bruises in my waking delirium.



I need revenge bacon