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Everyone has superpowers, no matter how lame or inconsequential. And with them, of course, come weaknesses. I know I have a few, so what are yours? You don't have to reveal your secret identity if you're lame enough to have one. Here's a few of mine:
-Power: Occasional super sense of smell/hearing. Comes in handy for knowing when food is ready or hearing animals in the woods.
-Weakness: having a roommate does not bathe often and listens to really bad music late at night : (. Also, CRT monitors buzzing in other rooms keeping me awake.
-Power: Randomly photographic and very detailed memories.
-Weakness: Often for useless facts that will never do me any good, ever.
-Power: Can sleep anywhere. Work, class, the car, a stone floor, broken glass, what have you.
-Weakness: Prone to falling asleep anywhere. Work, class, the car, a stone floor, broken glass, what have you.
-Power: I orient myself well in nature and have a broad knowledge of animals and insects and stuff.
-Weakness: Nature attacks immediately when I am present, from mosquitoes to cow ants to wolf spiders. My blood is made entirely out of sugar, I think.
-Power: Super strength, flight, laser vision.
-Weakness: Habitual liar.
Come on guys, you know you've got useless powers too, let's hear 'em.
-Power: Occasional super sense of smell/hearing. Comes in handy for knowing when food is ready or hearing animals in the woods.
-Weakness: having a roommate does not bathe often and listens to really bad music late at night : (. Also, CRT monitors buzzing in other rooms keeping me awake.
-Power: Randomly photographic and very detailed memories.
-Weakness: Often for useless facts that will never do me any good, ever.
-Power: Can sleep anywhere. Work, class, the car, a stone floor, broken glass, what have you.
-Weakness: Prone to falling asleep anywhere. Work, class, the car, a stone floor, broken glass, what have you.
-Power: I orient myself well in nature and have a broad knowledge of animals and insects and stuff.
-Weakness: Nature attacks immediately when I am present, from mosquitoes to cow ants to wolf spiders. My blood is made entirely out of sugar, I think.
-Power: Super strength, flight, laser vision.
-Weakness: Habitual liar.
Come on guys, you know you've got useless powers too, let's hear 'em.