Aug 24, 2009 21:29
*Gordon is in his room watching TV and eating pizza when the news comes on*
Holy crap! A Bath house! HAHA! That's such a cool idea! I wonder why it took them so long to get one! Theres always hot babes to meet at bath houses!!
*Gordon leaps up, throwing the pizza box to the ground*
As the DEFENDER of EARTH! I will defend... err.. it's Earthly beauties... like... uhh.. the right to bathe! Yeah! That's it!!
Never fear ladies! Captain Gordon will arrive shortly to protect your right to stay clean!!
*He takes off running out of his room after wards*
Tra la laaaaaaa!