Rise of the Dark Side

[37thdefender]

Jennifer was right!! Those demons do try to anal probe you when you sleep!! Vile creatures!!

You'll never defeat Captain Gordon! I Won't even sleep! HA HA! They'll never get anything from me!

*A Laser blast flies past his head*

Holy CRAP! What was-

*Standing near him is what appears to be another Gordon! However this one is almost blueish when it comes

Comments

[papercranelover]

Oh no! A doppleganger situation!

This is horrible! I can't tell who the real one is! I think we need to take out both, as immoral as it might be. I'll pay the hospital bill, too, for both of you!

*She rises her weapon, and prepares to winged slayer the two of them, looking pained that she has to do this*

1/2

[37thdefender]

((Somehow, I knew this was coming, I just didn't know when, XD))

N-No! Can't you, like.. ask us questions or something!! Yeah! Something that won't get me killed!!

2/2

[37thdefender]

HAHA! That must be the evil one! He only cares about HIM getting killed! Kick his ass!

((SOMEONE had to invoke it, and get it wrong))

[papercranelover]

Oh no, who... ah! I get it! I see right through your wicked plan, honor student!

HA! I see through this!

*She lets loose one of these incredibly overpowered special attacks...and hits... a random prinny?*

WHY ME, dood?

I-I was wrong?! I thought the real culprit was...

[velvetassistant]

!! An evil twin! This is the perfect opportunity to determine whether good or evil is a mightier force!

[37thdefender]

What! Don't you watch movies lady? Good is always supposed to triumph over Evil!

[37thdefender]

HAHAHA! THEN KICK MY ASS!

What's that, Can't do it? Didn't think so! HAHA!

[velvetassistant]

Popular media is a misleading force upon young impressionable minds, filled with lies. I know this to be true because I read it upon the internet.

[konoka_chan]

Glowing red eyes, grayer skin....

YOU MUST BE THE REAL GORDON!

WHERE IS SECCHAN'S SPACE SUIT? YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE SPACE SUITS

What's with these demon urges... ;_;

*Konoka's teeth are more dangerously prominent than normal. Lest we also forget the horns, the wings, the tail too...*

[konokafetish]

I don't think I need a space suit...

[37thdefender]

WHAT!? How is that even a logical way to think!? I'll get you your space suits as soon as the Dark Assem-

*Gordon is shut up quickly as he is kicked in the face by Anti-Gordon*

[37thdefender]

YOU don't get space suits! He was lying to you back then! I say we kick his ass for being a LOSER! HAHA!

*He gives a thumbs up and his teeth give a BLACK sparkle*

[overlordinate]

...

I really just wanna watch this.