Woah! I HAVE A ROOMMATE!

[37thdefender]

*Gordon is standing in front of the list of rooms in the castle*

HA! It seems that I have a roommate now!! I don't know who this Maka person is! But I'm sure this will be great! I hope she's a hot babe!!

HAHA! It will be just like my college days! Just with far less homework! And this time I'll actually get a girl to stay in my room....

That and there

Comments

[konoka_chan]

Whoaaa, your teeth are so shiny! How do you manage to do that?

[37thdefender]

I'm a space hero! Just that alone is enough to make my teeth shine like the stars!!

[konoka_chan]

Oooh, so cool!

Can I be a space hero too? Secchan would look cool in a space suit

[37thdefender]

Of course! You could be my space deputy! My old side-kick is missing, so if you'd like, you could fill in for her until she shows up!

It's always good to have a cute girl around! You don't happen to have a robot that could help us or anything do you?

[konoka_chan]

Awww.... Chachamaru's not here.

But I do have Secchan! Secchan is my partner!

[37thdefender]

HAHA! Well, if she's good at fighting! Then that'll work just as well!

You two are now Space deputies for Captain Gordon! DEFENDER of Earth!

*He hands her two cheesy plastic deputy badges that say "Official Space Hero". One for her, and one for Setsuna.*

Now just because we aren't on Earth doesn't mean we can't defend it!! Even here in the Netherworld we can do our heroic duties!!

[konoka_chan]

Yay~

So when do I get the cool space suits to dress Secchan in

[37thdefender]

Don't worry! I'll get them for you soon! I'll contact the Dark Assembly and convince them to give them to us!

Until then! You can go under cover! if you aren't wearing space suits, they won't know you're a space hero until it's too late!

[konokafetish]

Huh?

We're supposed to wear... what? I...don't think space suits and swords work well together...

[37thdefender]

Of course they do!! They make movies about it all the time!! Maybe you could even get a beam saber! That would fit the part even better!

[konokafetish]

But...how do I move properly in a space suit?

(She's clearly thinking of moon-landing level space suits)

[37thdefender]

You have to wear one that fits snug! And breathes!!

Just look at mine!

*He flexes and does a heroic pose*

You could even get one like my old Side-kick Jennifer had! It was only an orange bikini top and some short-shorts! She could move just fine in that!

though now that I think about it.. I don't know how it qualifies as a space suit...