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after opening a bag of oreos today and starting to go to town on them, i realized ther eis less cream than ever on them...
so i emailed nabisco
"dear oreo people,
it seems as if oreos used to have more cream in them and the lack there of dissapoints americans. i think something should be done about this crisis that is taking over everyone's lives or we shall all live under a shroud of sadness until the end of time.
thank you"
this includes double-stuffs also.
i dont want to any bullshit excuses from them like "due to economic collapse because the war in iraq... blah blah blah"
i just want more cream.
fuck.
so i emailed nabisco
"dear oreo people,
it seems as if oreos used to have more cream in them and the lack there of dissapoints americans. i think something should be done about this crisis that is taking over everyone's lives or we shall all live under a shroud of sadness until the end of time.
thank you"
this includes double-stuffs also.
i dont want to any bullshit excuses from them like "due to economic collapse because the war in iraq... blah blah blah"
i just want more cream.
fuck.