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interview from unxpected

1) How do you feel about the whole RD community?

i think it was better before smoker came along. no, it's the shit. it's great that gothsluts and fags and drug addicts can hang out together and like, not kill each other. those forums are gonna be fucking hell the second they open up again, i shit you not.

2) You make fun of smoker a

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Weasels

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Interview me, you bastage! Or I'll never wear that Salmon suit for you

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1) smoker says he fucked you while you sucked lucas' dick and dorn watched and masturbated. is this true?

2) say slipknot get into a fight with the all girl summer fun band. who wins?

3) say that, while yr asleep, i break into your apartment and release loads of eels. you can't get out the window because it's a thousand storey's up and you can't go out the door because, you know, the eels. how do you escape?

4) if you could have any kind of a burger, including but not limited to the examples of "platypus burger, panda burger, lesser-spotted great tit burger" then what burger would you have?

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5) how fucking stupid am i?

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1 ~ Smoker says a lot of things. For example, he says he doesn't like wang, he has sex with many sexy women at the same time, and that he never fucked that dog. And you of all people should know that DOrn isn't just a watcher.

2 ~ Well, that's sort of like asking me what would happen if a English bulldog with rabies got into a fight with a primped up chihuawa that was carried around so much that it didn't know how to walk on it's own. The meaner one will eat the weaker one, but the weaker one will curse the living with disentary. So in the end, we all win.

3 ~ Fuck escaping. I'd swim around in my new indoor eel pool. People pay good oney for that shit.

4 ~ I'm gonna have to say dolphin burger. Smartest meal ever5 ~ That depends. Do you remmber anything from last week when you drank a fifth of Jeager with Smoker, did a strip tease wearing a Kangaroo suit, and then proceeded to propose your undying love for a kitchen blender? If you don't, then you're prety stupid. Everyone knows beter than to get drunk with Smoker. Oterwise, you're

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holy shit. i remember... lights? and... hurried voices, almost choking... but it's so dark, so far away... i just feel, blackness and then... no, the memory escapes. too horrible, too horrible... and yet...