if it's good enough to clean ovens it's good enough to clean me...
Do you have summery friends who know how to be outside? I sure don't.... maybe i should find some..... people that like chocolates and flowers and flowers made of chocolate....
Have you ever fallen off a chair to some extent? Too much of an extent apparently... leading to much hilarity and many nasty bruises
Have you ever been blanked? Probably.... probably by people with severe neck injuries... but I'd still be too thick to actually notice it happening :) and I much prefer it this way I think.
What happens to you at 88 degrees? Sadly enough there is no naked and tribal fun for me... All I do on hot days is burn, like a poor hash brown that's been forgotten in a lonely frying pan for some reason or another... :( *nurses sunburn*
Do you watch the walls at night? Or do you watch thermometers? Or do you toss coins hoping they will explode and end this misery? Currently I'm watching too much television... does that count for anything? Sometimes I like to watch the clock... at a certain point, when the insanity is at the optimum level the clock begins to do funny things... I like to watch the time seizures...
Have you ever had a nice arse? Sadly not so much... although, maybe all of these "summer friends" I'm intending to make could possess such qualities as these... *ponders*
What do you do to unwanted mobile phones? I would advise that you eat them... Nutritious AND delicious :D
Did the elephant lose a balloon? well... it's not in the crocodiles mouth... and it isn't behind the rhino... but I'm sure that if you ask that naughty monkey nicely enough he'll give you a new one...
Do you still live with your moo-ma? I do, and my moo-pa :)
Does anyone's voice do things to you? Yes, but those things usually involve rage, violence and eventual death to the speaker. If all goes well that is.
Do you eat Tirmaisu with a long spoon? Only when I'm taking a holiday.
If you could enjoy anyone like an eclair or a day at the zoo. Who would it be? Julian... hawt
Drugs? Grapes? Beard? Drugs in grapes. The beard comes with the crowning of me as lord of all grape-drugs.
What effect do travel writers have on you? A little less extreme than the effect of Those voices... but along the same vein.
Does your extended family only like you for your car? If they did I sure wouldn't be getting a lot of love right now. I play the role of creepy foreign relative bumming lifts off their distant cousin.
Ever gone to the bathroom through a wicker chair? I wish.
Ever realized the only type of person you can imagine your friend going out with is him in a dress? Only a little :(
Ever had a girlfriend have it relayed to you she's dead so she can stop seeing you? Girlfriend? no
Can your oven cook bits of oven? No, but if it helps my plates are... less plates and more paper with pictures of plates on them...
Ever gone to an experimental movie where nothing happened? Isn't that the point of experimental movies?
Can you live off the mushrooms in your hair? Only after a couple of months without my human plaything