'I take back all that stuff I said, Jesus! You weren't a hippy, your mother wasn't a slut, and your father really IS God! Who really DOES exist! Honest!'
wait... i did... numerous times... all right... :( anyway, i prefer the gods that aren't human... they're much more believable... i don't want my god to have the same biology as me... it's not very awe inspiring when you think about it
especially when you're as hung over as i am... and your bodies doing everything in it's power to prove just how terrible it is :(
Hahaha!! Imagine god coming down and there's the whole light shining behind and the angels singing and blah blah.. and it's just some guy in shorts and a tshirt who forgot to shave thismorning.
God: I am God! Steph: What, you? God: Yes Steph: ...You're kinda an ugly god.
*thinks* I don't think i can fit a mini dv in my head... it's pretty small.. but not THAT small. And even if i could, i think even if the blood didn't break it, it would only film my brain being all squishy... not the squishy god.
Ok, don't get me wrong here. My faith lies only with Octogod and i would do anything for him/her/it... just.. i don't think pushing a dvd burner or a vcr in my head will result in my life continuing... so, if i must die for Octogod i will.. but maybe we could try and work out another way??
although i do love it when people cease to exist....
i MAY be able to spare your life... but we will have to think up a long, complex and expensive.... i mena... historically correct... way for you to earn your penance and prove, once again your faith and total dedication to octogod
Yeah, good luck finding one of those! :P
'I take back all that stuff I said, Jesus! You weren't a hippy, your mother wasn't a slut, and your father really IS God! Who really DOES exist! Honest!'
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wait... i did... numerous times... all right... :(
anyway, i prefer the gods that aren't human... they're much more believable... i don't want my god to have the same biology as me... it's not very awe inspiring when you think about it
especially when you're as hung over as i am... and your bodies doing everything in it's power to prove just how terrible it is :(
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God: I am God!
Steph: What, you?
God: Yes
Steph: ...You're kinda an ugly god.
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something in the variety of tentacles maybe
yeah... i'd respect any god that had tentacles :)
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it lulls people into a false sense of security with it's squishyness, but then exhibits amazing strength in it's tentacles
STRENGTH ENOUGH TO MOVE MOUNTAINS!!!
... or prise open the shell of a sea turtle and eat the delicious insided...
either way
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... or if his parents did
or his siblings...
or a friend of the family....
or if anyone in his village forgot to tithe to the church of octo-god
the octogodians are a slow-breeding race...
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Ahh.. and on a completely irrelevent topic.. i dreamt i was a worrior last night!!!
Tonight i have a funny feeling i'm going to dream of giant god-like octopus...
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see if you can film it :D then give it to me
i want something that allows me to film my dreams... cos... then i could show them to people and they'd realise why i'm so completely insane
it'd be fun i swear
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How about we re-inact it and film it??
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it would be very difficult to truly encapsulate the squishy bloblike strength that octo-god exudes...
i think we must make it our mission to fit your head with a dvd burner
or a VCR, if you want to be old-school about it
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although i do love it when people cease to exist....
i MAY be able to spare your life... but we will have to think up a long, complex and expensive.... i mena... historically correct... way for you to earn your penance and prove, once again your faith and total dedication to octogod
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i made up the rules of sacrifice to octogod (see the post about babies) AND i first declared that he must have tentacles
the religious orgy... i believe that was my idea too... although admittedly you DID help with that one
*is the boss of octogod* :D
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