saltsweptair
all i want for my birthday is a not a cake.
i hate cake. a lot. i don't like how it tastes; the fluff, the icing, the utter displeasure ever having tasted it. i abhor cake.
i'm not saying anyone is or has ever thought of it, but if by any chance you were thinking about making or giving me a cake, don't. either i'll eat it while i put on my best shit eating grin and think of how much i despise that very moment or i will simply just not eat it. either way it'll make just that much less happy. i really can't stand the stuff.
pie? nice. tort? delicious. kuchen? awesome. cake? back off.
(ireallydidntexpectanyonetoevencontemplatemakingmesomethingformybirthdaybutihadtofindavehiclesharethepentupragecakeinspiresinme)
(thanksforlistening)
i hate cake. a lot. i don't like how it tastes; the fluff, the icing, the utter displeasure ever having tasted it. i abhor cake.
i'm not saying anyone is or has ever thought of it, but if by any chance you were thinking about making or giving me a cake, don't. either i'll eat it while i put on my best shit eating grin and think of how much i despise that very moment or i will simply just not eat it. either way it'll make just that much less happy. i really can't stand the stuff.
pie? nice. tort? delicious. kuchen? awesome. cake? back off.
(ireallydidntexpectanyonetoevencontemplatemakingmesomethingformybirthdaybutihadtofindavehiclesharethepentupragecakeinspiresinme)
(thanksforlistening)