People Trampled in Rush to Buy Laptops

[32alpha]

RICHMOND, Va. - A rush to purchase $50 used laptops turned into a violent stampede Tuesday, with people getting thrown to the pavement, beaten with a folding chair and nearly driven over. One woman went so far as to wet herself rather than surrender her place in line.

Comments

[zibobwa]

I just posted about this a few hours ago...I like the part where the guy goes "BAM"

Good stuff though!

[32alpha]

Yeah. Fuckin' awesome.

What's your pimp name?