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haha, darn right i look good in a suit. ;-)
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your armies of destruction, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
So You've Decided to Be Evil
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your armies of destruction, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
So You've Decided to Be Evil