Big Blog for a Big Boy.
well howdy yall. i figured it's about time to seriously update this WILD TURKEY JOURNAL. so here it is.
This winter break has been awesome because my best friends Lacey and Carrie have been doing a superb job in living up to their titles as "best friends". there's just something i have to get off my chest. not here though.
ok. scavenger hunt on saturday was good. i guess i walked into 7-11 with no pants on. and i tipped more port-o-potties than i have ever even used. i know. thats gay. but it was fun. i saw a bunch of penisis and boobies. my parents were out of town so we all gathered up and watched the film at my place. SOMEONE SPILLED TEA ON MY CARPET AND THEY'RE GONNA DIE! all in all the hunt was a heaping pile of blasted goodness.
sunday. during church i entertained myself with watching my brother (RYAN BROWNING for all you who didn't know we're related) try to stay awake and seeing his eyes roll into the back of his head while the old people behind him gave him dirty looks. i love when that happens. my whole church is old people. thats why we sit in front, so we dont have to drink the wine after any old people. i usually dont drink it anyway. im always paranoid that i might be sick and i might cause the whole church of old people to get sick and die and it will be all my fault. hey im gonna drink it next week. hopefully no one dies but i cant be sure of anything yet. its just a chance im willing to take. anyway. i slept til 12 after church. austen picked me and ryan up to skate. we didnt do too much of that though. my grandparents came to visit and we sat. i went home to my mom's. my mom was still out of town so carrie and lacey came by at like 10. we chilled outside until it got too cold and they left and i watched old home videos all night.
monday i cleaned the house with my sister so my mom wouldnt come home to a mess. i feel bad for my mom. she's so stressed and i wish i could just do everything for her. im so damn lazy! aaaah i hate myself. my new year's resolution will be to make her life stress-free and simpler all year. i need to be a better kid. anyway. kyle came by with ryan and danny and we went skating. im getting my skills back little by little. we dropped danny home and played man hunt with these gangsters. me and eric talked as we hid in the woods. it was cool because we dont talk anymore. ryan and danielle hooked up for the night i guess. he has a big cock. everyone got stoned except me and danielle because we're straight edge posers. i admit it.
tuesday what did i do? mall with lacey and carrie to christmas shop for lacey's parents. its always cool with them. i wish i could speak my mind but im such a little duesche. AAAAAAAAAAH
so its wednesday and i went to dinner and got sick off sea food from Red Lobster. then me and erin went to the mall to do last minute shopping. i didnt get anything because i didnt get anyone anything because im cheap. erin is so nice. she buys everybody everything. she recorded a song of her on guitar and singing. its good.
hey if you're still reading good job. i will never "BLOG" this much ever again. thank you for your time. happy haunikuh or whatever im not Jewish but i wish i was. all Jews are rich. i think i might convert.
This winter break has been awesome because my best friends Lacey and Carrie have been doing a superb job in living up to their titles as "best friends". there's just something i have to get off my chest. not here though.
ok. scavenger hunt on saturday was good. i guess i walked into 7-11 with no pants on. and i tipped more port-o-potties than i have ever even used. i know. thats gay. but it was fun. i saw a bunch of penisis and boobies. my parents were out of town so we all gathered up and watched the film at my place. SOMEONE SPILLED TEA ON MY CARPET AND THEY'RE GONNA DIE! all in all the hunt was a heaping pile of blasted goodness.
sunday. during church i entertained myself with watching my brother (RYAN BROWNING for all you who didn't know we're related) try to stay awake and seeing his eyes roll into the back of his head while the old people behind him gave him dirty looks. i love when that happens. my whole church is old people. thats why we sit in front, so we dont have to drink the wine after any old people. i usually dont drink it anyway. im always paranoid that i might be sick and i might cause the whole church of old people to get sick and die and it will be all my fault. hey im gonna drink it next week. hopefully no one dies but i cant be sure of anything yet. its just a chance im willing to take. anyway. i slept til 12 after church. austen picked me and ryan up to skate. we didnt do too much of that though. my grandparents came to visit and we sat. i went home to my mom's. my mom was still out of town so carrie and lacey came by at like 10. we chilled outside until it got too cold and they left and i watched old home videos all night.
monday i cleaned the house with my sister so my mom wouldnt come home to a mess. i feel bad for my mom. she's so stressed and i wish i could just do everything for her. im so damn lazy! aaaah i hate myself. my new year's resolution will be to make her life stress-free and simpler all year. i need to be a better kid. anyway. kyle came by with ryan and danny and we went skating. im getting my skills back little by little. we dropped danny home and played man hunt with these gangsters. me and eric talked as we hid in the woods. it was cool because we dont talk anymore. ryan and danielle hooked up for the night i guess. he has a big cock. everyone got stoned except me and danielle because we're straight edge posers. i admit it.
tuesday what did i do? mall with lacey and carrie to christmas shop for lacey's parents. its always cool with them. i wish i could speak my mind but im such a little duesche. AAAAAAAAAAH
so its wednesday and i went to dinner and got sick off sea food from Red Lobster. then me and erin went to the mall to do last minute shopping. i didnt get anything because i didnt get anyone anything because im cheap. erin is so nice. she buys everybody everything. she recorded a song of her on guitar and singing. its good.
hey if you're still reading good job. i will never "BLOG" this much ever again. thank you for your time. happy haunikuh or whatever im not Jewish but i wish i was. all Jews are rich. i think i might convert.