Saw this on the forum this afternoon and thought I'd share it as it made me laugh a lot.
"Urgh I jus found something dirty out… My friends ex and his new girlfriend were trying out some new stuff last night and she wanted 2 play with his bum but couldn’t get anything up there so she used head and shoulders shampoo 2 lubricate and now he cant walk!
OUCH!
(and in case you were wondering, this is from the
horse and hound forum, not some dirty sex forum :p )
Also,
not work safe, but fucking hilarious, turn up the volume! :D:D:D