January Themes
As posted by 
bookblather on the DW comm.
Happy early new year, all! For January, some prompts from Gravity Falls.
1. Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!
2. The future is in the past.
3. When there's no cops around, anything's legal.
4. Dude, am I a side character?
5. Okay, I'm not actually laid back. I'm stressed, like, 24/7.
6. Being a hero means fighting back even when it seems impossible.
7. This seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing. Good thing I'm an uncle.
8. "Pardon this garden?" I will pardon nothing!
9. Today I learned that morality is relative!
10. Hmm, I smell... emotional issues.
11. It's funny how dumb you are.
12. You keep telling me that being a man means doing all these tasks and being aggro all the time, but I'm starting to think that stuff's malarkey!
13. Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation.
14. Man, revenge is underrated. That felt awesome!
15. Welp, time to round up a mob.
16. You can't force someone to love you. The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving.
17. I think I'm gonna go stare at a wall for a while and rethink everything.
18. Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored!
19. Hey, is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it?
20. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning.
21. I will pay you to put your shirt back on.
22. Good luck sleeping tonight, dude!
23. Go to the golf course after dark, you say? I dunno... we'd have to break in, an- just kidding let's break in!
24. You can't break what's already broken!
25. It's heaven's punishment for our terrible taste in everything!
26. You're scared of growing up. And who could blame you, I'm scared too.
27. Just because you're your parents' daughter doesn't mean you have to be like them.
28. Hot Belgian waffles!... wait, I'm alone, I can swear for real!
29. I hate my dumb heart for making me feel things!
30. Like the infinite horizon, it eludes my grasp.
31. Trust shouldn't be given unconditionally, but it should be given a chance to be earned.
bookblather on the DW comm.
Happy early new year, all! For January, some prompts from Gravity Falls.
1. Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!
2. The future is in the past.
3. When there's no cops around, anything's legal.
4. Dude, am I a side character?
5. Okay, I'm not actually laid back. I'm stressed, like, 24/7.
6. Being a hero means fighting back even when it seems impossible.
7. This seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing. Good thing I'm an uncle.
8. "Pardon this garden?" I will pardon nothing!
9. Today I learned that morality is relative!
10. Hmm, I smell... emotional issues.
11. It's funny how dumb you are.
12. You keep telling me that being a man means doing all these tasks and being aggro all the time, but I'm starting to think that stuff's malarkey!
13. Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation.
14. Man, revenge is underrated. That felt awesome!
15. Welp, time to round up a mob.
16. You can't force someone to love you. The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving.
17. I think I'm gonna go stare at a wall for a while and rethink everything.
18. Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored!
19. Hey, is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it?
20. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning.
21. I will pay you to put your shirt back on.
22. Good luck sleeping tonight, dude!
23. Go to the golf course after dark, you say? I dunno... we'd have to break in, an- just kidding let's break in!
24. You can't break what's already broken!
25. It's heaven's punishment for our terrible taste in everything!
26. You're scared of growing up. And who could blame you, I'm scared too.
27. Just because you're your parents' daughter doesn't mean you have to be like them.
28. Hot Belgian waffles!... wait, I'm alone, I can swear for real!
29. I hate my dumb heart for making me feel things!
30. Like the infinite horizon, it eludes my grasp.
31. Trust shouldn't be given unconditionally, but it should be given a chance to be earned.