A weekend to remember.
For the sake of a crispity, crunchity, Jesus HARRY CHRIST! What a fucking weekend... I say, goddamn. Helluva fucking weekend.
Megan, thanks for a wicked fucking party.
Leslie, good fucking call on the park thing.
Jeff, I feel like hell because of your football shenanegans! Haha. And now my damn jeans are ruined. Bitches! Oh well, consider the booze debt paid off. Hah! Oh, and thanks for that booze. Jesus!
At any rate, thank the gods that today is flying by. Being an hour late probably helped. Here's to a new month and a fresh tardy slate! I still have 2 more before they nail me in the ass! And of course they had to fuck with my schedule. One more time for good measure, I guess.
Yes, new apartment next weekend. And I think I'm getting a free puppy. I'm not sure. Kind of debating it. It might mean a pet deposit, depending on what my apartment looks like. If it's anything like the guy that I work with (he moved in about a week and a half ago, says it's pretty fucked up) than they can fuck their pet deposit. This is supposedly what they look like. If they're white, I'm not gonna be too excited about having one. We'll see. A guy at work found 6 of them, abandoned. I'm a sucker for abandoned animals. This time, the puppies have already been taken to the vet, so I don't have to worry so much about that. More later. I tire of this.
Megan, thanks for a wicked fucking party.
Leslie, good fucking call on the park thing.
Jeff, I feel like hell because of your football shenanegans! Haha. And now my damn jeans are ruined. Bitches! Oh well, consider the booze debt paid off. Hah! Oh, and thanks for that booze. Jesus!
At any rate, thank the gods that today is flying by. Being an hour late probably helped. Here's to a new month and a fresh tardy slate! I still have 2 more before they nail me in the ass! And of course they had to fuck with my schedule. One more time for good measure, I guess.
Yes, new apartment next weekend. And I think I'm getting a free puppy. I'm not sure. Kind of debating it. It might mean a pet deposit, depending on what my apartment looks like. If it's anything like the guy that I work with (he moved in about a week and a half ago, says it's pretty fucked up) than they can fuck their pet deposit. This is supposedly what they look like. If they're white, I'm not gonna be too excited about having one. We'll see. A guy at work found 6 of them, abandoned. I'm a sucker for abandoned animals. This time, the puppies have already been taken to the vet, so I don't have to worry so much about that. More later. I tire of this.
