It's raining cats and dogs
IM BORED.. AAAAAA, someone entertain me please.
I was freezing my little ass off this morning, but now im wearing my awesome jacket.. booyah.. im feeling mischevious, ill probably end up getting in trouble for some shit today lol..
Joke:
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing about it. I get a cab to return home, and when I get out, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards in the cab. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
I was freezing my little ass off this morning, but now im wearing my awesome jacket.. booyah.. im feeling mischevious, ill probably end up getting in trouble for some shit today lol..
Joke:
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing about it. I get a cab to return home, and when I get out, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards in the cab. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."