Meki/Yuku - Original fiction - #13 - Flight
Title: No, That Wasn't the Drugs, He's Just Like That
Fandom: Original fiction.
Characters: Meki/Yuku
Theme: #13 - Flight
Rating: G
Summary: Because he is, unfortunately.
Disclaimer: Meki and Yuku are mine. It is advised they remain mine, because they're really just two sick bastards I can't imagine anyone else wanting.
"We should fly."
"Sure. Whatever. When you can afford plane tickets, we'll-"
"No, I mean we should fly."
"...Uh-huh. By flapping our arms, do you mean?"
"No! No, we should just, you know, jump off a building."
"Meki-"
"And miss the ground."
"Meki-"
"Like in that one book, what was it called? The, the book."
"We read a lot of books, Meki."
"Anyway, what we'd do is, we'd-we could do it off this building!"
"We're sitting on a sidewalk."
"The building in front of us, though!"
"It's got a flimsy roof, you absolute dumbass."
"I think we could do it! They said the goddamned White Brothers-"
"Wright Brothers."
"-couldn't do it and now, do you know what we have? Airplanes. We have airplanes. Big damn flying machines. So honestly I don't see why we shouldn't be able to also fly on our own by missing the ground!"
"People have tried that. They died and were put in newspapers so other people could laugh at them and their poor family who frankly were better off without them."
"Yeah, but those people weren't us!"
"Oh, for the-you are either schizophrenic, or you are high, or perhaps you are simply under the age of two and a half. Whichever it is, if you are just plain dumb enough to do this, I will not be the one taking your sorry corpse to the morgue."
Half an hour and an intense headache later, Yuku was carrying Meki on his back to the hospital.
Fandom: Original fiction.
Characters: Meki/Yuku
Theme: #13 - Flight
Rating: G
Summary: Because he is, unfortunately.
Disclaimer: Meki and Yuku are mine. It is advised they remain mine, because they're really just two sick bastards I can't imagine anyone else wanting.
"We should fly."
"Sure. Whatever. When you can afford plane tickets, we'll-"
"No, I mean we should fly."
"...Uh-huh. By flapping our arms, do you mean?"
"No! No, we should just, you know, jump off a building."
"Meki-"
"And miss the ground."
"Meki-"
"Like in that one book, what was it called? The, the book."
"We read a lot of books, Meki."
"Anyway, what we'd do is, we'd-we could do it off this building!"
"We're sitting on a sidewalk."
"The building in front of us, though!"
"It's got a flimsy roof, you absolute dumbass."
"I think we could do it! They said the goddamned White Brothers-"
"Wright Brothers."
"-couldn't do it and now, do you know what we have? Airplanes. We have airplanes. Big damn flying machines. So honestly I don't see why we shouldn't be able to also fly on our own by missing the ground!"
"People have tried that. They died and were put in newspapers so other people could laugh at them and their poor family who frankly were better off without them."
"Yeah, but those people weren't us!"
"Oh, for the-you are either schizophrenic, or you are high, or perhaps you are simply under the age of two and a half. Whichever it is, if you are just plain dumb enough to do this, I will not be the one taking your sorry corpse to the morgue."
Half an hour and an intense headache later, Yuku was carrying Meki on his back to the hospital.