Title: Marry You
Theme: # 14 Chivalry
Claim: Luffy x Zoro
Words: 314
Rating: PG
Warnings: Mention of character death.
Disclaimer: One Piece belongs to Oda-san. I make no profit.
Marry You
He made a face as he buttoned his suit jacket in the mirror, a haggard looking Nami fussing about with his hair next to him.
Behind them, Luffy was struggling with his tie and refusing Sanji's help.
"Hold still, dammit!" Nami hissed at him as he leaned away from the comb in her hand. She was trying to get his hair to stay down, but it just wouldn't cooperate with her. "You need a haircut." she mumbled.
"But I like his hair." Luffy whined, slumping over on Zoro's back.
"Stop complaining, the both of you! This is K-chan's big day and you're not helping!" Nami yelled, slapping them both over their head. "She'll kill you if you don't act like the perfect gentleman."
Luffy pouted and rubbed the back of his head, and everything calmed down again.
Eventually Nami decided that she couldn't tame Zoro's hair anymore than it already was. She put her comb down and directed her attention to the man's more idiotic other half.
Everything was in order it seemed.
"Okay, it's show-time!" The red head smiled widely, ushering the three men out of the tiny bathroom she'd forced them into.
Zoro ran a hand through his hair, ruining all of Nami's hard work. He didn't know where she and Kuina were going through all of this just so Luffy and he could renew their nonexistent vows.
Luffy leaned against his shoulder with a sigh, his hand linking with Zoro's between them.
The smaller man was incredibly warm against him.
"Do you think Kuina-chan has been watching too many medieval movies?" Luffy asked quietly, as he let Zoro lead him into their medieval-themed backyard.
Zoro took one look around the yard and laughed.
"Someone should tell her that chivalry is dead." Zoro smirked, before pulling his one and only down the path decorated with suits of armor to Franky.