The other side of the door
Wow, second piece in so little time? I'm on a roll, baby! XD
Title: The other side of the door
Theme: #19 - Zipper
Claim: ZoroxNami
Words: 1144
Rating: PG-13 (Just to be sure.)
Warnings: Dirty thoughts and insinuations (kind of). And this is set somewhere before arriving to Arabasta, because Vivi's there.
Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece. Just in case you confused me with the genius that Oda is.
Sanji smiled, satisfied with himself. He had finished his lovely Nami-san's drink and was now prepared to give it to her and accept her praises and love in return. Or at least he hoped so. But a man is allowed to dream, right?
The cook exited the kitchen and examined the deck of the Going Merry. No, 'his' beautiful angel wasn't there, so there could only be two other places where she could be. Her room or the mikan grove. The latter was completely deserted, so he went towards the women's quarters, noodle-dancing all the way.
However, Sanji froze on his tracks when he was about to knock on the door. He heard voices, giggling and whispering. There were two voices, one of them was from Nami but the other one was -he realized in horror- a male. A man had been granted entrance to Nami-san's private room? Who could be that luck- pervert? Was he trying to abuse Nami-san? Sanji's head kept revolving around these thoughts, about to explode as he couldn't figure out who the voice belonged to.
"Sanji?"
The whisper from behind made the cook jump on his place and look around nervously, only to find a confused -and quite scared- Usopp.
"Oh, it's just you?"
"What do you mean just me?" Usopp replied, offended. "I'm the Great Captain Usopp! You know I once defeated a sea monster with ju-"
"Yeah, yeah, that's great, go tell Luffy." Sanji returned his attention back to the door, leaning to it in order to listen closer.
"Why are you..."
"Shut up." Sanji growled.
"Fine. I'll just knock on the door then." the sniper was about to do so when Sanji threw him a kick, failing on purpose. "Jerk!"
"Quiet, they'll hear us."
"Who?" Usopp asked, getting next to the blond in order to listen to the conversation on the other side of the door. "It's Nami and... there's a man in there!"
"I know! Who could be the thief trying to steal Nami-san's innocence? She must be trembling in fear, my poor angel!"
"Um..."
Usopp decided not to finish that sentence and avoid getting kicked. Instead, he focused on trying to guess who was in there with the navigator. The volume of their voices increased, so the conversation was more audible now, Nami's laugh could be clearly heard, as well as Sanji's teeth grinding.
"Ha ha, now do it!"
"I know how to do it woman."
"Really? I thought you would get lost along the way."
"I know I won't."
"I believe I'm the one who's winning, Zoro."
"Oh, you just wait. I'm the one who will be winning big time here."
The sound of a zipper being pulled down could be clearly heard, as if the whole world had grown silence for a few seconds.
Both Sanji and Usopp turned as red as it was possible for a human being. The sniper caught his nakama before he went on a rampage and entered the room.
"That shitty marimo! I'm going to kill him! How dare he-"
"Sanji-san!"
Both pirates turned to see the blue-haired princess of Arabasta standing next to them, not quite surprised by the little struggle but yes a bit insecure about how to react.
"Vivi-chwan! I'm so sorry, it's all this idiot's fault!" Sanji went immediately on 'mellorine mode', pointing at Usopp.
"What? You were the one who was eavesdropping!"
"It's not eavesdropping, I'm just taking care that Nami-san doesn't get caught by wrong hands!"
"Eavesdropping who?" Vivi asked, curious. She then turned to her right and it dawned at her. "Were you spying Nami-san?"
"Not technically." Usopp clarified.
"What do you mean?" she replied, confused.
"Look, just listen."
Still doubtful, Vivi decided to follow the instruction and leaned towards the door, listening to the conversation on the other side of it.
"Who did you say was winning, witch?"
"Damn you."
"Your turn now, Nami."
"No way!"
"Oh come one, I did it first, now it's your turn for the zipper to go dow..."
"Ugh, fine. You're no fun."
"Yeah, right."
Vivi understood. She finally understood, and she took a hand to her mouth to cover it as if she had said something wrong, completely embarrassed. Usopp just looked around, panicked and wondering where the hell was their captain. As for Sanji, well...
"Oh no, that does it! That shitty swordsman won't get to see so much of Nami-san!"
And with that said, he kicked down the door with one hit, startling the people on the other side of it.
"Nami-swaaaaan! Don't worry, your brave knight has come to rescue you from the shitty bea-"
As the cook walked in, he came to a spot where he completely stopped. Usopp and Vivi, worried and puzzled, followed him, and entered into a quite odd scenario.
Zoro was sitting in the middle of the room, shirtless, his shirt with its zipper down and tossed on the other side of the room. In front of him was Nami. with a hand on the zip of her sweater and the tiniest hint of a blush across her face. In between them was a deck of cards and various other cards spread next to it.
"What the hell, ero-cook?"
"What's going on, Sanji-kun? Usopp? Vivi?"
The three looked at the scene as if they had entered a new, magical world. The only one who was able to articulate any word was the crew's sniper.
"What are you doing?"
"Playing strip poker." Nami explained as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. "Zoro has a debt and he insists that he can pay it back this way."
"And I'm not doing it that bad, witch." Zoro added with a smirk.
"Yeah, yeah, you're still far behind. So far behind." Nami laughed. "So, why did you knock down our door, Sanji-kun?"
"I... I thou... thought you w... would like a drink?" Sanji stuttered, mentally cussing himself.
"Sure, I would like one." she replied with a smile.
That smile was enough for the cook to turn into his old, lovestruck self in a couple of seconds.
"I left it in the mikan grove. I'll get it right away, Nami-swan!"
"I just wanted my book." Vivi explained, picking up a book -the first one she saw, actually- and quickly exiting.
"I was looking for Luffy, have you seen him?" Usopp blurted quickly.
He had ran after the other two before the swordsman and the navigator had the chance to reply. The two looked at each other and sighed.
"Perverts."
"Yeah. I would expect this from the cook, but the others..."
Nami took the card and mixed them with the rest of them. As she shuffled the entire deck of cards, she decided to ask that question that had been revolting in her mind for a while.
"Should we tell them we had sex earlier?"
"Maybe later."
Title: The other side of the door
Theme: #19 - Zipper
Claim: ZoroxNami
Words: 1144
Rating: PG-13 (Just to be sure.)
Warnings: Dirty thoughts and insinuations (kind of). And this is set somewhere before arriving to Arabasta, because Vivi's there.
Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece. Just in case you confused me with the genius that Oda is.
Sanji smiled, satisfied with himself. He had finished his lovely Nami-san's drink and was now prepared to give it to her and accept her praises and love in return. Or at least he hoped so. But a man is allowed to dream, right?
The cook exited the kitchen and examined the deck of the Going Merry. No, 'his' beautiful angel wasn't there, so there could only be two other places where she could be. Her room or the mikan grove. The latter was completely deserted, so he went towards the women's quarters, noodle-dancing all the way.
However, Sanji froze on his tracks when he was about to knock on the door. He heard voices, giggling and whispering. There were two voices, one of them was from Nami but the other one was -he realized in horror- a male. A man had been granted entrance to Nami-san's private room? Who could be that luck- pervert? Was he trying to abuse Nami-san? Sanji's head kept revolving around these thoughts, about to explode as he couldn't figure out who the voice belonged to.
"Sanji?"
The whisper from behind made the cook jump on his place and look around nervously, only to find a confused -and quite scared- Usopp.
"Oh, it's just you?"
"What do you mean just me?" Usopp replied, offended. "I'm the Great Captain Usopp! You know I once defeated a sea monster with ju-"
"Yeah, yeah, that's great, go tell Luffy." Sanji returned his attention back to the door, leaning to it in order to listen closer.
"Why are you..."
"Shut up." Sanji growled.
"Fine. I'll just knock on the door then." the sniper was about to do so when Sanji threw him a kick, failing on purpose. "Jerk!"
"Quiet, they'll hear us."
"Who?" Usopp asked, getting next to the blond in order to listen to the conversation on the other side of the door. "It's Nami and... there's a man in there!"
"I know! Who could be the thief trying to steal Nami-san's innocence? She must be trembling in fear, my poor angel!"
"Um..."
Usopp decided not to finish that sentence and avoid getting kicked. Instead, he focused on trying to guess who was in there with the navigator. The volume of their voices increased, so the conversation was more audible now, Nami's laugh could be clearly heard, as well as Sanji's teeth grinding.
"Ha ha, now do it!"
"I know how to do it woman."
"Really? I thought you would get lost along the way."
"I know I won't."
"I believe I'm the one who's winning, Zoro."
"Oh, you just wait. I'm the one who will be winning big time here."
The sound of a zipper being pulled down could be clearly heard, as if the whole world had grown silence for a few seconds.
Both Sanji and Usopp turned as red as it was possible for a human being. The sniper caught his nakama before he went on a rampage and entered the room.
"That shitty marimo! I'm going to kill him! How dare he-"
"Sanji-san!"
Both pirates turned to see the blue-haired princess of Arabasta standing next to them, not quite surprised by the little struggle but yes a bit insecure about how to react.
"Vivi-chwan! I'm so sorry, it's all this idiot's fault!" Sanji went immediately on 'mellorine mode', pointing at Usopp.
"What? You were the one who was eavesdropping!"
"It's not eavesdropping, I'm just taking care that Nami-san doesn't get caught by wrong hands!"
"Eavesdropping who?" Vivi asked, curious. She then turned to her right and it dawned at her. "Were you spying Nami-san?"
"Not technically." Usopp clarified.
"What do you mean?" she replied, confused.
"Look, just listen."
Still doubtful, Vivi decided to follow the instruction and leaned towards the door, listening to the conversation on the other side of it.
"Who did you say was winning, witch?"
"Damn you."
"Your turn now, Nami."
"No way!"
"Oh come one, I did it first, now it's your turn for the zipper to go dow..."
"Ugh, fine. You're no fun."
"Yeah, right."
Vivi understood. She finally understood, and she took a hand to her mouth to cover it as if she had said something wrong, completely embarrassed. Usopp just looked around, panicked and wondering where the hell was their captain. As for Sanji, well...
"Oh no, that does it! That shitty swordsman won't get to see so much of Nami-san!"
And with that said, he kicked down the door with one hit, startling the people on the other side of it.
"Nami-swaaaaan! Don't worry, your brave knight has come to rescue you from the shitty bea-"
As the cook walked in, he came to a spot where he completely stopped. Usopp and Vivi, worried and puzzled, followed him, and entered into a quite odd scenario.
Zoro was sitting in the middle of the room, shirtless, his shirt with its zipper down and tossed on the other side of the room. In front of him was Nami. with a hand on the zip of her sweater and the tiniest hint of a blush across her face. In between them was a deck of cards and various other cards spread next to it.
"What the hell, ero-cook?"
"What's going on, Sanji-kun? Usopp? Vivi?"
The three looked at the scene as if they had entered a new, magical world. The only one who was able to articulate any word was the crew's sniper.
"What are you doing?"
"Playing strip poker." Nami explained as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. "Zoro has a debt and he insists that he can pay it back this way."
"And I'm not doing it that bad, witch." Zoro added with a smirk.
"Yeah, yeah, you're still far behind. So far behind." Nami laughed. "So, why did you knock down our door, Sanji-kun?"
"I... I thou... thought you w... would like a drink?" Sanji stuttered, mentally cussing himself.
"Sure, I would like one." she replied with a smile.
That smile was enough for the cook to turn into his old, lovestruck self in a couple of seconds.
"I left it in the mikan grove. I'll get it right away, Nami-swan!"
"I just wanted my book." Vivi explained, picking up a book -the first one she saw, actually- and quickly exiting.
"I was looking for Luffy, have you seen him?" Usopp blurted quickly.
He had ran after the other two before the swordsman and the navigator had the chance to reply. The two looked at each other and sighed.
"Perverts."
"Yeah. I would expect this from the cook, but the others..."
Nami took the card and mixed them with the rest of them. As she shuffled the entire deck of cards, she decided to ask that question that had been revolting in her mind for a while.
"Should we tell them we had sex earlier?"
"Maybe later."