"After the Melee" (SS/RL, HP/DM)
Title: After the Melee
Author: bronze_ribbons
House: Ravenclaw
Date/Challenge: 22 - I knew I was out of luck
Character/Pairing: Snape/Lupin, Harry/Draco
Genre/Warnings (as applicable): Crack!fic. References to crossdressing and BDSM. Shameless stereotyping.
Rating: U
Words: 100
"I knew I was out of luck when Potter showed up in that corset," Snape groused.
Lupin continued swabbing the gash on Snape's arm. "Actually, I think you got off lightly. I've seen far worse damage inflicted by stiletto heels than this."
"Lupin, you Gryffindors find scars sexy because you're all daft. Slytherins, on the other hand, do not consider it an honor to get beaten up."
"That's not what I hear about Draco's overnights with Harry."
Snape gritted his teeth. "That whole family is more blonde than Slytherin."
Lupin breathed into Snape's ear. "A good thing I prefer brunettes."
Author: bronze_ribbons
House: Ravenclaw
Date/Challenge: 22 - I knew I was out of luck
Character/Pairing: Snape/Lupin, Harry/Draco
Genre/Warnings (as applicable): Crack!fic. References to crossdressing and BDSM. Shameless stereotyping.
Rating: U
Words: 100
"I knew I was out of luck when Potter showed up in that corset," Snape groused.
Lupin continued swabbing the gash on Snape's arm. "Actually, I think you got off lightly. I've seen far worse damage inflicted by stiletto heels than this."
"Lupin, you Gryffindors find scars sexy because you're all daft. Slytherins, on the other hand, do not consider it an honor to get beaten up."
"That's not what I hear about Draco's overnights with Harry."
Snape gritted his teeth. "That whole family is more blonde than Slytherin."
Lupin breathed into Snape's ear. "A good thing I prefer brunettes."