"Call No Man Happy Until..." (gen)
Title: Call No Man Happy Until...
Author: bronze_ribbons
House: Ravenclaw
Date/Challenge: 20 - for he was a wizard, a seer, and a prince
Character/Pairing: various.
Genre/Warnings (as applicable): futurefic. Character death.
Rating: U
Words: 100
The eulogist droned on and on. "For he was a wizard, a seer, and a Prince..."
"No, he wasn't," Hermione said. "He didn't have much use for Divination."
"And it's not as if being a Prince mattered to anyone who mattered. I hate it when people think they're being clever when they're not," grumbled Susan.
"Too many calcium jokes this week?" Neville asked, sympathetically.
"Quiet back there!" hissed Madam Pince.
"This isn't the sodding library, bint," muttered Ron.
Hermione half-heartedly kicked him. They oughtn't to be whispering, true, but so were most of the adults. Not your usual funeral, this.
Author: bronze_ribbons
House: Ravenclaw
Date/Challenge: 20 - for he was a wizard, a seer, and a prince
Character/Pairing: various.
Genre/Warnings (as applicable): futurefic. Character death.
Rating: U
Words: 100
The eulogist droned on and on. "For he was a wizard, a seer, and a Prince..."
"No, he wasn't," Hermione said. "He didn't have much use for Divination."
"And it's not as if being a Prince mattered to anyone who mattered. I hate it when people think they're being clever when they're not," grumbled Susan.
"Too many calcium jokes this week?" Neville asked, sympathetically.
"Quiet back there!" hissed Madam Pince.
"This isn't the sodding library, bint," muttered Ron.
Hermione half-heartedly kicked him. They oughtn't to be whispering, true, but so were most of the adults. Not your usual funeral, this.