ring around the penis
Katy's bachelorette party was, quite frankly, fun as hell. It was in the Plains, which I didn't even realize was a town. She had to pick the panties we bought for her from a pile, if she guessed wrong she had to drink a jello shot. We played toss the ring around the penis--a glow-in-the-dark penis, mind you-- and if you missed . . . you guessed it, jello shot. There was a fire truck pinata full of candy, condoms, and female enhancer cream (haha, yeah). Jess brought up the fact that I bellydanced, and turns out there were some girls there who did it too, so we had a good time with that. haha.
Someone brought up clubbing, so I called Fili and asked if I could go. He's like sure, babes, go ahead. So I sat there and waited for the rest of the girls to fight it out with their significant others about going--I love my man. He's totally the best--and then we all piled in the car and went to athens. Went to The Red Brick and we tried pretty hard to find a stripper. We made napkin signs--"will work for stripper", etc--but no dice. No one met our regulations. Couldn't find one who could butt shimmy. Katy got wasted and danced on the table in her little white skirt. Which was lovely, by the way, 'cause the whole bar found out she had a purple thong on. haha.
So we left there after they started playing oldies like twist and shout, and hopped over to a dance club. Fili calls my cell, "Hon, i took the van today, so i don't have keys to the house." shoot. so home i went, haha.
But it was fun. Fili said I should get out like that with the girls at least twice a month, and he'd do the same. I agreed with that. obviously, who wouldn't? sooooo, chels, we have to hit a dance club for sure. Maybe Evolution or that salsa place, but we'd have to learn salsa first. lmao.
Someone brought up clubbing, so I called Fili and asked if I could go. He's like sure, babes, go ahead. So I sat there and waited for the rest of the girls to fight it out with their significant others about going--I love my man. He's totally the best--and then we all piled in the car and went to athens. Went to The Red Brick and we tried pretty hard to find a stripper. We made napkin signs--"will work for stripper", etc--but no dice. No one met our regulations. Couldn't find one who could butt shimmy. Katy got wasted and danced on the table in her little white skirt. Which was lovely, by the way, 'cause the whole bar found out she had a purple thong on. haha.
So we left there after they started playing oldies like twist and shout, and hopped over to a dance club. Fili calls my cell, "Hon, i took the van today, so i don't have keys to the house." shoot. so home i went, haha.
But it was fun. Fili said I should get out like that with the girls at least twice a month, and he'd do the same. I agreed with that. obviously, who wouldn't? sooooo, chels, we have to hit a dance club for sure. Maybe Evolution or that salsa place, but we'd have to learn salsa first. lmao.