071.

[2yoraedragon]

[Ryu's got his shirt off, and is looking in the bathroom mirror, totally unaware that he's on the second level. He's... kind of concerned, because a cross has appeared on his chest, above his heart.]

... I don't get it. I've been here over a year and I haven't had a mark... why now?

Comments

[cloudsofwhite]

Did you join the yakuza and forget about it?

[2yoraedragon]

... Did I join the what?

[cloudsofwhite]

They have tattoos and kill people and drive really fast cars with decorations on 'em.

[2yoraedragon]

Oh. No, I didn't.

[cloudsofwhite]

Oh. Okay. Maybe it was those aliens a little bit ago.

[2yoraedragon]

... What's an alien?

[cloudsofwhite]

They got tin foil hats and they kidnap people in the middle of the night so they can win the science fair.

[2yoraedragon]

That's... really weird.

[cloudsofwhite]

It is, which is why they probably gave you that tattoo.

[2yoraedragon]

But I wasn't kidnapped.

[cloudsofwhite]

How do ya know? If aliens do it, it's an abduction.

[2yoraedragon]

Because I don't remember being kidnapped or abducted.

[cloudsofwhite]

That's 'cause aliens wipe your minds after so you can't tell anyone.

[2yoraedragon]

... Okay then. [Look of total "O_o;" right here.]

[cloudsofwhite]

Haven't y'all seen those movies?

[2yoraedragon]

What movies?