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SALUT MON CHERIE!
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Sorry to sneeze on you. I'm suffering from a lame head cold!
Stuffy, runny, sneezy nose. YUCK!
Due to my uncomfortableness in this situation I decided to look up some QUICK FIX healing spells for the COMMON COLD:
Some of my favourite remedies ARE:

LIQUORICE: soothes the head and chest. it contains anti-viral compounds that help out your body's own cold-fighting lil guys. mmm nibs.
BLACKBERRIES: one of my favourite berries! high in VITAMIN C so that should make the recovery time a lil faster.
CATNIP: some of you cat lovers might have this laying around! It promotes persperation so that way you can sweat out the cold! yay catnip!

here's a magical spell.
ONE: Measure out a 3/4 cup of water into a pan and bring it to a boil.
TWO: Lower the heat to a simmer and put in a cinnamon stick, three tablespoons of sugar, and a teaspoon of table salt.
THREE:Cook the mixture for ten minutes, stirring continuously.
FOUR:Add the liquorice root to the pan to cook and stir the mixture counterclockwise for ten full minutes. While stirring, repeat the phrase: "Horrescere dirimo et cessare hodie" until the ten minutes are up. Phonetically it's pronounced, "Hor-ech-air-ay dur-ee-moe et says-are-ay hoe-dee-ay." The translation is "Shivers stop and leave right now."

FIVE: Add another three tablespoons of brown sugar to the pan. The liquorice root has powerful healing properties but can be acidic and therefore bitter. A positive mindset can be important when fighting an illness, so it's best not to disturb that with unpleasant sensations such as bad taste.
SIX: Strain the mixture and pour it into a bottle, but let it cool to room temperature before corking it.

SEVEN: Repeat the phrase: "Horrescere dirimo et cessare hodie" once before corking the bottle and once before taking each dose. Take one teaspoonful in the morning and another before bed, repeating the phrase before putting the spoon in your mouth each time. The cold will disappear within three days.

WHILE TRYING TO FIND THESE MAGICAL HEALING SPELLS, I ran across some gypsy magic. Got reading and WOW! I FOUND OUT I CAN CHANGE MY LUCK BY BATHING IN NUTMEG WATER!

or if I decide to throw candy and change around my house, it should bring me GOOD LUCK! ....I couldn't possibly imagine how that would not bring me bugs and small animals rummaging through my house and an EMPTY pocket for when I want to buy some extermination equipment for the infestations!

Magic scares me a lil bit. The whole idea of something being the way it shouldn't is so CRAZEE. I watched a movie last night about a car which was like ALIVE!! BLACK MAGIC I TELL YOU!! Kind of like Herbie or Cars but only this car was the DEVIL! It's a Stephen King book so OBVIOUSLY IT IS GOING TO BE FUCKED UP! w/e I liked it though ahhahaha I'm just never going to drive a 1958 Plymouth Fury, and I don't suggest you do EITHER!


ANYWAYS! I'm gonna go magic away my head cold!

L
VE ERICA