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My eighteenth birthday can be summed up in this: school, kissing my prom date, eating left over food, and going to a lot of porn stores.
You would not believe just how sleazy anything called "Adult Superstore" is. I mean honestly, an arcade? Even I wouldn't want to work there. Just imagine the buckets of cum that's in there. Ewwwwww.
So yes, I'm officially 18 now. I can smut, read and buy porn, AND FUCKING VOTE ALREADY. Oh god, I've wanted to that since I was 5.
Most importantly:
OBAMA '08!
You would not believe just how sleazy anything called "Adult Superstore" is. I mean honestly, an arcade? Even I wouldn't want to work there. Just imagine the buckets of cum that's in there. Ewwwwww.
So yes, I'm officially 18 now. I can smut, read and buy porn, AND FUCKING VOTE ALREADY. Oh god, I've wanted to that since I was 5.
Most importantly:
OBAMA '08!