FOR THOSE OF YOU EXPERIENCING BAND CAMP FOR THE FIRST (OR LAST) tIME:
once upon a time a cute little princess :) named dana decided to be creative and were these awseome jeans for the first day of scool...now these jeans were kick ass....but the evil troll shepard didnt think they were approate so he made this little princess dana stand at attention all pratice.......but dana oh no she wasnt going to just stand there bored out of hermind...she decided to make it interesting....for aboout the first 20 min dana decided to watch her section and point out to the evil trolls monky..or drum major.....everything they did wrong....so she got bored with that and the monky got annoyed with her telling him EVERYTHING the section did wrong...wich i have to say was a lot.....than dana remembered a game her friend james played when he was bored in class at caregie mellon...it is called "goat"....now the point of "goat" is to preted a goat just waled in the room and imagin how everyone would react to the goat......here are some peoples reactions
Patrick- ok the goat decided to sneak up behind patrick and pulled a "psyco" and stabbed patrick in the back and pushed him off the drum major stand...just like sophmore year show...so than the goat started conduction..and wow i didnt know how well goats can conduct....people actually were watching the goat.....they never watched patrick..
Tony - tony was at attention when the goat came up to him...so he wouldnt move..at all...the goat kept on pestering him and poking him and ramming into him..but tony justwouldnt move....but than the goat dented his tuba...that was hell....tony almost killed the poor goat...i didnt know a goat could run that fast....lol
"T" - the goat didnt even get within 10 feet of "T" before she ran away screaming
Roxanna- so the goat came up to roxanna and started poking her.....so she started poking back...witch soon evoleved into this huge fight between roxanna and the goat......roxanna is still trying to recover
Clarnets- since this section is full of a bunch of new people they didnt know whatto do so they all stood very still hoping the goat wouldnt notice them...
Sax/Mellos - so all the sax and mellos saw the goat and started talking to it..playing around with it..having a pretty cool time with the goat....but than, after leilani and matt were done makingout with each other, started yelling at their section bcause they were supposed to be at attention...and told the goat to go away.....
Trumpts - they started jumping on the goat and ridding it around the field...and decided to charge the rest of the band $5 to ride the goat
drumline- some how the goat go hold of a tenor drum and started marching around playing....than alfrado noticed how well the goat could play and decided to kick scott of tenors and let the goat take its place
color gurd - lets just say goat + flags + dancing around the field = hillirous!!!!!!!
football- the goat decided to try to play football...hes pretty good at to..the coach thought he was some new freshmen and was going to put him as started quarterback and the varsity team...than he relized it was a goat and kicked him off the team
flutes- since the goat was kciked out of like everyother section he decied to go to the flutes....shep never pays attention to them so he didnt even notice the flutes setting up a petting zoon on the 30 yard line
Patrick- ok the goat decided to sneak up behind patrick and pulled a "psyco" and stabbed patrick in the back and pushed him off the drum major stand...just like sophmore year show...so than the goat started conduction..and wow i didnt know how well goats can conduct....people actually were watching the goat.....they never watched patrick..
Tony - tony was at attention when the goat came up to him...so he wouldnt move..at all...the goat kept on pestering him and poking him and ramming into him..but tony justwouldnt move....but than the goat dented his tuba...that was hell....tony almost killed the poor goat...i didnt know a goat could run that fast....lol
"T" - the goat didnt even get within 10 feet of "T" before she ran away screaming
Roxanna- so the goat came up to roxanna and started poking her.....so she started poking back...witch soon evoleved into this huge fight between roxanna and the goat......roxanna is still trying to recover
Clarnets- since this section is full of a bunch of new people they didnt know whatto do so they all stood very still hoping the goat wouldnt notice them...
Sax/Mellos - so all the sax and mellos saw the goat and started talking to it..playing around with it..having a pretty cool time with the goat....but than, after leilani and matt were done makingout with each other, started yelling at their section bcause they were supposed to be at attention...and told the goat to go away.....
Trumpts - they started jumping on the goat and ridding it around the field...and decided to charge the rest of the band $5 to ride the goat
drumline- some how the goat go hold of a tenor drum and started marching around playing....than alfrado noticed how well the goat could play and decided to kick scott of tenors and let the goat take its place
color gurd - lets just say goat + flags + dancing around the field = hillirous!!!!!!!
football- the goat decided to try to play football...hes pretty good at to..the coach thought he was some new freshmen and was going to put him as started quarterback and the varsity team...than he relized it was a goat and kicked him off the team
flutes- since the goat was kciked out of like everyother section he decied to go to the flutes....shep never pays attention to them so he didnt even notice the flutes setting up a petting zoon on the 30 yard line