any body wanna listen to a Rap Battle?
haha heres my Rap Battle with Ayo...haha
AONEILL33 (19:18:28): deeezzzzz, we never had our rap battle
lilBaby9269 (19:18:37): i know
lilBaby9269 (19:18:44): but i cant do it unless i have music
AONEILL33 (19:18:55): put on some music
lilBaby9269 (19:19:04): i cant cuz my mom ins hre watchin 2v
AONEILL33 (19:19:16): wanna try ne way? lol
lilBaby9269 (19:19:26): ugh i need a beat though
AONEILL33 (19:19:59): lol, think one up in ur head
AONEILL33 (19:21:22): u want me to start cuz i got my beat over here, lol
lilBaby9269 (19:21:32): sure
AONEILL33 (19:24:23): pssshhhh, dez.. u think u can rhyme? save me some time, juss gimme a dime... i'll make u a line, cuz that was ur last life line, i dont even need a beat, here i'll turn it off.. **beep**, fuck dat i dont need ur dimes cuz ima win the lotto, wait, fuck dat .. i'll just get 7 digits from yo momma 4 a dolla tomorrow
lilBaby9269 (19:25:41): hahaha
AONEILL33 (19:26:00): lol, how u like that?
lilBaby9269 (19:28:34): damn alex u got me there...i dont have a beat but i really dont care, im the best at this shit, and your gonna get bit, tryin to step to my level, cmon bitch im the devil, u think ur best, but u cant even compare to the rest, i dont need to even give u a dime, cuz im way to fuckin fine
AONEILL33 (19:28:56): lol!
AONEILL33 (19:33:47): a dime was more then i paid last nite? too fine? my ass! now ur mine! u were like gasoline, ridin me like a fiend, but if u were a guy, to bust a nut, u'd need a jar of vaseline! u'd b goin solo, which 4 me is a real big no no... just like peaches and cream, cept this time it's lean cuisine cuz that ass was just too much 4 me... yea yea more cusion 4 the pushin, but ne more pushin, and it'd b like two circumcisions!
AONEILL33 (19:34:17): lol
AONEILL33 (19:34:39): uh-oh, that's gonna b a lul tuff to beat
AONEILL33 (19:34:39): lol
lilBaby9269 (19:35:31): haha
lilBaby9269 (19:35:35): shit hold on i have to pee lol
AONEILL33 (19:37:18): pee? yea rite u just aint no match 4 me... fuck it like eamon even tho i hate his style, but u shud bow down to him cuz his rhymes beat u by a fuckin mile! kiss his feet cuz ur daddy, i bet u'd pay 2 Gs just to ride in his caddy
lilBaby9269 (19:37:30): sht up u fuck head
AONEILL33 (19:37:44): batter up, lol
lilBaby9269 (19:42:07): shut up alex, dont call me a hoe, jst cuz i get can a lil bit of doe, at least i can get any at all, i jst like to watch u fuckin fall, ur dick is worthless, even to me, ur jst a fuckin mess, and i am a G, yea i had to piss, is that a prob? cuz if it is..at least i can kiss, even if its apart of my job, batter is fuckin up..stepped up to plate, im gonna win dis cup, so come eat my bate...
AONEILL33 (19:43:04): hahhaha, that was hella good, lol
AONEILL33 (19:43:39): aite aite, here i come...
lilBaby9269 (19:44:45): o geez
AONEILL33 (19:53:04): my dick is worthless? it aint just a bat it's a fuckin limosine, and whenever we fuck, i dont pay hoe, u pay me! remember last nite? we fuckin rocked ur attic, i made ur god damn TV go static, like a blizzard on the tube.. hell, we didnt even use ne lube!! it aint my fault ur ass is in pain, but ur the one who told me u'd pay me to get laid!
lilBaby9269 (19:53:26): haha
AONEILL33 (19:53:53): this is comin down to the wire, lol
lilBaby9269 (19:58:35): wait wait hold it, excuse me? u didnt even touch my tit, u only wish u had the key, is this ur first time rhyming? cuz u got me over here crying, u suck so bad its not even funny..what do u take me as a fucky dummy? i dont even need the money, i already got myself the perfect hunny, i lov my bf wade, u cant beat that cuz im like ace of SPADE, u need all the hoes u can get, u dont even have ne money cuz ur in debt, comin down to the wire? what r u sayin im on fuckin fire, i got this beat, i mayb a girl..but i sure as hell aint SWEEET!
AONEILL33 (20:00:49): alrite alrite, i admit ur rhymes r pretty ill, but u better get ur ass on the pill, i kno u had fun last nite cuz of all ur moanin, but my dick fuckin hurts from all our bonin! u took it like a pro i hafta admit, but i sure fuckin hope that smell was just my armpit! cuz if that was ur pussy then i'll throw a fit, and if u get pregnant, i'm hittin the road lickity, lickity, lickity-split
lilBaby9269 (20:01:20): haha aww that was purty good man
AONEILL33 (20:01:36): lol, ur damn good too
lilBaby9269 (20:07:15): u try to talk like your pimpin, but im so good in bed, ur fuckin limpin, that was ur fuckin armpit, cuz when i cum u r fed, u cant even get up urself..u need a kit, ur dick is tooo small, i couldnt even feel it, u need a lil girl..like a doll...mayb shell feel it, cuz i sur didnt...now u think u r a hella good balla, but u cant even get a single holla, and u think u can get down on the floo, haha thats histerical, cuz im gettin all da dough, in order for u too make ne girl orgasimn, u need a fuckin miracle....
AONEILL33 (20:09:24): ur damn fine i hafta admit, but this next rhyme aint gonna b all candy and flowers, cuz honestly after last nite u looked like mini me from austin powers, the 3rd! just like ur medal, bronze in a battle between two fellaz, i like the peaches in my cream vanilla, juss like my jizz which is known to b ur bizz! after i'm done witchu, no pimps r gonna want u, ur pockets r gonna b like a fuckin ball of lint, and 4 u to get anotha 7 digits, u gonna hafta pray, cuz it's gonna hafta b heaven-sent
lilBaby9269 (20:15:17): u cant get digits, i hope ur kidding, all u can fukin fit in is midgits, haha i cant wait till friday when were litting, haha u prob dropped the soap, and since u hav no girl, u have no1 to come cope, im out wit dis like a chinese fire drill, now i really dont think those are you ryhmes, cuz if they were u couldnt even get dimes, i think its luke, since u cant do ne thing..u fuckin fluke, ur boring me to death, cmon wheres the war, every1 already fuckin left, like i said u fuckin bore, there all out da doooor, when we get high, its gonna b fun, but were gonna die, aight im done...
AONEILL33 (20:24:49): the war aint over, it's just begun, my rhymes blow? urs dont even deserve a door, they out the back window! fuck yea it's gonna b fun when we smoke, but i got a feelin u cant toke, if ur rhymes r as bad as u smoke i got a feelin u gon choke! but chokin is wat u do best, kinda like when u rhyme, or when u handle ur bizznass! they call me the rabbit cuz i rhyme hardcore and this battle didnt even start cuz u already scurred and out the door! u r a disgrace, this aint a battle, dis a turtle race!
lilBaby9269 (20:25:41): hahah hellla good man
AONEILL33 (20:26:30): phew, i think i'm done, lol
AONEILL33 (20:29:18): y dont u tell every1 about u leadin me into a trap of steppin on bbq sauce and ruinin pretty much my only pair of pants
lilBaby9269 (20:34:04): fuck u alex, i can ryhme, ur only jealous, cuz i get da golden dime...haha u still cryin bout da sauce, well haha u shit..u jst LOSSSSST, ur not poor, those rnt ur only pants, u jst want more, now i lov ya alex, ur my best friend, but u kno what in the end, im the only one that comes out in a win, haha now were fin... cuz im the last rapper standin, in this free battle, cuz now im landin, but not in dis random dattle....haha
lilBaby9269 (20:34:41): were done now
AONEILL33 (20:38:26): u aint landin, i'll bring u bak up, cuz when we smoke we'll b hella fucked up, lifted shifted higher then the ceilin, cept this time it aint the ultimate feelin.. cuz that golden dime was just stolen by the one and only chosen, D O double G? fuck dat, he aint got shit on me... so he's made a few albums, to me he's a joke, like hobbes and who? o yea, CALVIN! this aint a random ass battle, this shit is real so u better hop ur fine ass back on the sattle, cuz when i'm gone u kno u'll want me back, when i take my shirt off u'll b like... DAMN, HE'S GOT A NICE RACK!
*NO MUSIC ON MY SIDE!!!*
ME N ALEX R NEXT ON THIS COLLAGE....
yeaaaaaaa.....