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Dear Simple Bitch,
I'd like to congratulate you on single-handedly making my life a complete living hell. Not only have you managed to brainwash almost everyone in the kitchen, but you have also sullied my reputation beyond repair. I would just ignore it, but you wouldn't make it that easy for me, now would you? You make it seem as though I'm a terrible employee, a cut throat bitch, and a silly little school girl.
Bravo. BRAVO! on blaming that whole locker thing on us, I mean that was just fantastic. Not enough people hated me, so thank you.
Also, I'd like to know how you got out of that write up after you cursed out a patient and hit that little kid in the head with a door, because not many people could pull that off. Tell me, does it have anything to do with being a pathelogical liar? Or is it merely because you've got every supervisor wrapped around your little finger?
It amazes me to no end how you average 3 call outs per month and have not gotten fired yet. Now, is that because you get a special pass from work to go smother your baby? Don't get me wrong, I mean of course it's perfectly normal to not let your baby walk, and to discourage him from crawling, speaking, developing, and growing, but really, 3 call outs a month? How DO you do it?!
One more thing, and, I hope I'm not being too bold in saying so, but you look like you have Down Syndrome.
Forever hatin,
Me.
I'd like to congratulate you on single-handedly making my life a complete living hell. Not only have you managed to brainwash almost everyone in the kitchen, but you have also sullied my reputation beyond repair. I would just ignore it, but you wouldn't make it that easy for me, now would you? You make it seem as though I'm a terrible employee, a cut throat bitch, and a silly little school girl.
Bravo. BRAVO! on blaming that whole locker thing on us, I mean that was just fantastic. Not enough people hated me, so thank you.
Also, I'd like to know how you got out of that write up after you cursed out a patient and hit that little kid in the head with a door, because not many people could pull that off. Tell me, does it have anything to do with being a pathelogical liar? Or is it merely because you've got every supervisor wrapped around your little finger?
It amazes me to no end how you average 3 call outs per month and have not gotten fired yet. Now, is that because you get a special pass from work to go smother your baby? Don't get me wrong, I mean of course it's perfectly normal to not let your baby walk, and to discourage him from crawling, speaking, developing, and growing, but really, 3 call outs a month? How DO you do it?!
One more thing, and, I hope I'm not being too bold in saying so, but you look like you have Down Syndrome.
Forever hatin,
Me.