May 20, 2010 12:33
yesterday tim walks into my room and says "dude what's up with that book you have, ulysses?"
i then attempted to explain to him why it is the greatest novel ever written
in the midst of me professing my undying love for the story it dawned on me:
james joyce was a noob! i could write something better than that (what a stupid idea for a book)
he said it took him 8 years of solitude to finish it
so really the question is: how lazy am i?
the answer: pretty lazy
everything has little to do with talent
just gotta defeat the lazy demon
i picture him as the reincarnation of john ritter (taunting me "you'll never be good enough matt!")
well guess what? i hate john ritter, i wish Lazarus would give him a 2nd chance just so i could get a few things off my chest. i'm serious! but i'm joking. but i'm serious. you know that feeling? like 7 different emotions all occurring at once. the prevailing one is hatred, why? three's company - that is why.
and so finally... what were we talking about? oh yeah i need a vacation.