fuckin crazy ass GREEEKS

May 02, 2005 09:00

Yo I been lookin round lj and addin people and i found this one nigga at http://www.livejournal.com/users/ceruleanxero/ with this list of greek shit man check this out. I took all this from his lj I hope he doesn't mind lol

The Greeks don't hold anything back when they swear, here are a few examples:

Roufa elliniko kavli - Suck on a Greek cock

Gamo ton shisto bou s'eshese - I fuck the pussy that shit you out (I've found they are very heavy on the whole mother-fucking thing)

A guy bi-lingual guy I knew in Greece expressed how totally obscene the connotation of these words is, they are like nothing we have in English. After all, what's the worst word we have? Certainly not 'fuck'. I'd probably have to give it 'cunt', however these Greeks have both heavily loaded words and creativity when combining phrases. Still not convinced they have the most profane of oaths, well I am not finished:
Treeha mouni travai karavee - A strand of pubic hair from her cunt can pull ships

Mikritsoutsounos - A guy with a ridiculously small dick

Gamo to spiti sou - roughly: I fuck your honor

Skata ston tafo sou - Shit on your grave

There are a few I don't care to post, but the idea is a great deal of violence combined with a great deal of sex.
I will conclude with: Gamo tis panagias ta matia, which means: Fuck Virgin Mary's eyes

Thats some hardcore shit right there, don't you think? I definitley think my favorite has gotta be "I fuck your honor." I'm gonna start sayin that shit more and more now. Yo Ja Rule! I FUCK YOUR HONOR! LOL that's what I'm talkin about right there. My friend Kareem J. I think is hooked on cocaine or something. Man that shit aint cool. Maybe I'm wrong though, I haven't seen him in a while and I'm just hearin shit through the grapevine. I hope he's okay. You know what, I think I need someone to have sex with. Fine women only need apply. So if you a fine woman that wants to get it on with a hung nigga like me then just let me know. I aint had a good fuck in a long ass time. Oh shit the wizard of oz is on! I'm gonn go watch it. I love that movie, especially toto, since hes the only black character. Those flyin monkeys are pretty badass though. Aight peace!
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