I made a mistake
Aight so maybe I was a lil hasty calling myself a vegan last night. I did some research and it turns out that vegans don't use anything that comes from an animal. Now that ain't my style. My leather couch is DAMN comfortable, and it massages somethin like 36 different places. You gotta be CRAZY to think I'm givin this shit up. And yo, you ever been in a Bently that had cloth seats? No way, muhfuggah. No fuckin WAY. Hell, I bet none y'all ain't never even been within 12 feet of a Bently let alone sit inside one. That's some rarified air, yo. Serious big ballin high roller shit. I think I can go without eatin meant though. I remember one time at the playboy mansion they straight up served some veal made from a calf that wasn't even BORN yet, nigga! Now don't tell me that ain't some tender shit right there. Man you ain't got NO IDEA what goes on up in the fuckin playboy mansion. That shit is INSANE. Damn it's been a while since I had me some ass. I'm gonna go watch some Japanese titties til I can get me some of the real deal brought down here. Aight PEACE.