Squids and things
Ah, so things have been so bloody busy. Thought I could sort out managing everything, but somehow i managed to miss Pip's party (and yet again, Sweet, managed to miss this thing you have for short dresses. Silver? Really Peter?) And then I promised help to Jones but never got the time. Sorry mate, things have been hectic.
First and foremost my brother's got himself in a right toss again. We barely hear from him in years, he's worse than me, and then he'll pop up and you just know there's something going on cause he's just around, isn't he? Well shock of shocks he's back in debt, isn't he? Ah brother of mine. Can't help himself and so it's left to the family to band together and protect out own because he can't keep his money in the bank where it fucking belongs. So I've been servicing calls from my mother AND my sister who both tell me the same news in case i havent heard it off the other one, and of course because things seem to be going well for me I've had the donation plate shaken under my nose. Can't turn it away, can you? He's family, and even though he's a right prick about it most of the time, can't turn your nose up at your neice can you? She's a pretty thing, arrogant like her father (you should have seen the prima donna at christmas) but she knows what she wants. Gotta keep her in those frilly dresses and white sandals. Sweet enough though.
But yeah, between family drama it's been work and work and work. I dont know what's happened but there just doesn't seem to be time for anything anymore. Couple people been around the cafe to see me, like Claire came round the other day. I may have bribed her with cake, i might not have. And Pete's been round too. Met up with James as well, but he just follows me home like a creep mostly. Took me out in his car the other day though. It's a monster of a thing, an Aston or something. Something he likes to show off in. It's not quite like Pip's cars, but it's close. I dont see the lure in something like that. She's nice though. I got a bruise because i kept referring to HER as a inanimate object. Smooth drive and the speed on her is amazing. I can see why James bought her. But still, other things could have been bought. That's going to get me a smack, haha. But yeah, we went out of London and found this pub in this little town, i dont even know where we were, but we didn't get eaten by the locals, as any crime/supernatural television show will have you believe once you exit the city. It was good, cheap beer and the locals weren't bad either. We weren't chased out of town either, which is a bonus. Even when James got in a heated argument over whether his aston was actually worth the money. I would have been involved, but i know nothing about cars (or care, really) and got myself in a conversation with this guy who made things with shells, strange man. But it was good. Nice to relax after all the work and stress building up.
So yeah, that's me updated.
Though, check out the puppets Dajve bought me for my birthday. They're brilliant. The squid may have made James shout when he saw it the other night when we got back, he didnt know what the hell it was. best. moment. ever.
Possibly beaten by the fact Bernie is so close to talking it's ridiculous. It's still whistling/cawing at the moment, but it's there. Any day now.
First and foremost my brother's got himself in a right toss again. We barely hear from him in years, he's worse than me, and then he'll pop up and you just know there's something going on cause he's just around, isn't he? Well shock of shocks he's back in debt, isn't he? Ah brother of mine. Can't help himself and so it's left to the family to band together and protect out own because he can't keep his money in the bank where it fucking belongs. So I've been servicing calls from my mother AND my sister who both tell me the same news in case i havent heard it off the other one, and of course because things seem to be going well for me I've had the donation plate shaken under my nose. Can't turn it away, can you? He's family, and even though he's a right prick about it most of the time, can't turn your nose up at your neice can you? She's a pretty thing, arrogant like her father (you should have seen the prima donna at christmas) but she knows what she wants. Gotta keep her in those frilly dresses and white sandals. Sweet enough though.
But yeah, between family drama it's been work and work and work. I dont know what's happened but there just doesn't seem to be time for anything anymore. Couple people been around the cafe to see me, like Claire came round the other day. I may have bribed her with cake, i might not have. And Pete's been round too. Met up with James as well, but he just follows me home like a creep mostly. Took me out in his car the other day though. It's a monster of a thing, an Aston or something. Something he likes to show off in. It's not quite like Pip's cars, but it's close. I dont see the lure in something like that. She's nice though. I got a bruise because i kept referring to HER as a inanimate object. Smooth drive and the speed on her is amazing. I can see why James bought her. But still, other things could have been bought. That's going to get me a smack, haha. But yeah, we went out of London and found this pub in this little town, i dont even know where we were, but we didn't get eaten by the locals, as any crime/supernatural television show will have you believe once you exit the city. It was good, cheap beer and the locals weren't bad either. We weren't chased out of town either, which is a bonus. Even when James got in a heated argument over whether his aston was actually worth the money. I would have been involved, but i know nothing about cars (or care, really) and got myself in a conversation with this guy who made things with shells, strange man. But it was good. Nice to relax after all the work and stress building up.
So yeah, that's me updated.
Though, check out the puppets Dajve bought me for my birthday. They're brilliant. The squid may have made James shout when he saw it the other night when we got back, he didnt know what the hell it was. best. moment. ever.
Possibly beaten by the fact Bernie is so close to talking it's ridiculous. It's still whistling/cawing at the moment, but it's there. Any day now.