Yup, time for another sobreity binge. Hell, its summer, who has time to sit in a bar?
Im going skydiving and kayaking this summer. Summer is too nice to spend it drunk.
Im not even going to wait around to find a girl with enough ambition to go. Fuck em.
I get an extra paycheck this month, hurray! Skydiving is spendy. Hell if an 80 year old is out doing, I should do it. After all, im a stastic waiting to happen, I better get around to skydiving.