22 Flights

[2ndnightshift]

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I knew it would be incredible. I never thought that I would be able to know first hand. 110 degrees of vision, and everything is sharp, precise.

[feathery ruffle]

And even though it's daylight, this is terrific.

[paaaaaaaaaaaaaause for another scientific observation]

Blinking is fascinating with three eyelids.

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[lastpunchline]

Three eyelids, huh? Sounds like something Veidt would concoct.

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[2ndnightshift]

He didn't make owls.

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[lastpunchline]

Lucky for you then.

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[2ndnightshift]

Lucky for everyone. They're complex creatures, Eddie.

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[lastpunchline]

It's a fucking bird.

I don't give a hoot.

Ha. Pun.

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[2ndnightshift]

Of course, they're birds.

I didn't think you'd care much anyway.

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[lastpunchline]

Don't get too droopy-eyed.

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[2ndnightshift]

I can't. I don't have the same muscle function in my face.

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[lastpunchline]

There's an excuse.

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[2ndnightshift]

Just a fact.