Oreos are awesome
Wouldn't it be sweet if you could catch shit on fire just by looking at it? Or even more sweet, wouldn't it be sweet if I could catch shit on fire just by looking at it? Of course it would. I would catch anything on fire that would look awesome--which is everything. If I was walking down the street and some kid falls off his bike and scrapes his knee--he starts crying. I walk over and say, "You've got bigger problems to worry about than that scratch on your knee, lad." and just combust him into flames. For women--pregnancy too much? Not to worry, I will set your ass on fire. Or I could set you on fire while you're giving birth--this way I kill two birds with one stone. Flat tire and stranded on the highway? Toasted. Feeling down because you need help getting a loan so you can buy a house? Torched. Standing around minding your own business? Incineration. You see, there is always a reason to catch shit on fire since fire is always good. I'd even catch a burning building more on fire, or the sun. Then for the finale, I'd stand on top of the highest building of New York so I am in clear sight of the whole city, and just burn it all.