Ten Thousand Fists
Recently I heard all of Distubed's new album. (Ten Thousand Fists for you dicks that didn't get the title and connected it to the first sentence.) There is no beating around the bush when I say it's one of the greatest albums ever. The lead singer, David--kicks so much ass, period. But anyone that doesn't live under a rock knows that. 50 Cent, one of the most terrible rappers alive, is getting his own movie, book, and video game. 50 Cent in a video game?
--LAME--
50 sucks so much shit, they have to import shit from China, just so he can suck it. Disturbed needs their own video game. David's power would be to just sceam hardcore in people's faces, making their skin slowly peel from the muscles in their face until their spine breaks for no reason--Unless you mean the reason of David fucking rock out so hard that they just explode into 1,000 pieces. Occasionally you would pick up a guitar, and just start smacking children upside their skulls with it, shattering their bones. Nobody likes children anyway, especially David. Oh man, I remember this one time I went over David's house to listen to him rock out and make-up songs with him, and a kid that was selling something totally fucking stupid--probably barbies or something, came near David's house. Well, the kid didn't know David has an Anti-Stupid-Children-Zone 3000 alarm, so once the kid stepped within' a 10 mile radius of his house, David jumped in his car which is shaped like a giant guitar, and drove those 10 miles JUST so he can break the stupid little kid's neck. ...then he breathed fire on the kid and the kid melted into the pavement. I'm sure I'll have more actual events that happened later. Everyone listen to Disturbed--Ten Thousand Fists.
--LAME--
50 sucks so much shit, they have to import shit from China, just so he can suck it. Disturbed needs their own video game. David's power would be to just sceam hardcore in people's faces, making their skin slowly peel from the muscles in their face until their spine breaks for no reason--Unless you mean the reason of David fucking rock out so hard that they just explode into 1,000 pieces. Occasionally you would pick up a guitar, and just start smacking children upside their skulls with it, shattering their bones. Nobody likes children anyway, especially David. Oh man, I remember this one time I went over David's house to listen to him rock out and make-up songs with him, and a kid that was selling something totally fucking stupid--probably barbies or something, came near David's house. Well, the kid didn't know David has an Anti-Stupid-Children-Zone 3000 alarm, so once the kid stepped within' a 10 mile radius of his house, David jumped in his car which is shaped like a giant guitar, and drove those 10 miles JUST so he can break the stupid little kid's neck. ...then he breathed fire on the kid and the kid melted into the pavement. I'm sure I'll have more actual events that happened later. Everyone listen to Disturbed--Ten Thousand Fists.