while doing some laundry

Feb 23, 2006 12:32

A - Available?: i don't know. maybe...maybe not.
A - Age: 23
A - Annoyance: my dad turning into super prick.

B - Best Friend?: kate.
B - Bar: rcb
B - Birthday? Oct. 2

C - Crush: you're all gonna laugh and go "aww," but Danny.
C - Car: 1995 chevy lumina. but i may be getting a new one soon-ish
C - Cat: none. but i want one. and a hampster and a tattoo.

D - Dead Pets Name: mason.
D - Dad's Name: stalin
D - Dog: sunny.

E - Easiest person to talk to: kate.
E - Eggs: over easy
E - E-mail: a gmail account

F - Favorite Colors: red and yellow. talk about random.
F - Food: chinese.
F - Foreign Slang: cockney? or is that just an accent?

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: ew. not worms. and i only eat the RED gummy bears.
G - God: is a woman.
G - Good Time: is something that kristen maybe had a little too much of last saturday night. hahahaha.

H - Hair Color: dark brown
H - Height: 5'9
H - Happy: when it rains.

I - Ice Cream: is something like 97% fat free. crazy.
I - Instrument: drums. i got the hair. so says my sister.
I - Idol: moi.

J - Jewelry: is one my my vices
J - Job: i hate it.
J - Jokes: ok, so this is a dirty one, but wicked funny: so, there's these newlyweds...so one day, the husband is at work, and his mother goes over to the house to see the wife. the wife is completely naked, so her mother-in-law goes, "umm...why're you naked?" and the wife replies very matter-of-factly, "oh, this is my love dress...and your son just loooooves when i wear it for him...speaking of which, i think you'd better leave because he's going to be home soon." so with out another word, the mother-in-law leaves. when she gets home, she starts thinking, and decides to don her love dress for her husband. so she strips down and is totally naked when her husband pulls in the drive way. she meets him at the door completely naked, in her love dress...the husband goes, "what the hell are you doing opening the door naked?" to which she says, "oh this, this is my love dress...don't you like it?" the husband looks her over and says, "you couldn't have ironed it before you put it on?" The end.

L - Longest Car Ride: michigan to florida.
L - Laughing: the kate laugh
L - Last Person You Spoke to on the Phone: jodi. prior to that, danny. before him, bonnie. and before her, jamie.

M - Milk Flavor: 2%
M - Mother's Name: Donna...
M - Movie Last Watched: Constantine.

N - Number of Siblings: two
N - Northern or Southern: Northern
N - Name: kristen. k-mama. mariah. maverick. drunky. drunk girl. fucker/fuckee.

O - ONE WISH?: to finish this bloody degree and then leave this pit.
O - One Phobia? loss of independence
O - Otter Pop: what the fuck is that?

P - Parents: DON'T EVER, EVER LIVE WITH THEM AFTER COLLEGE.
P - Part of your appearance that you like best: the hair.
P - Part of your Personality you like best: i don't know...you tell me.

Q - Quote: "sometimes being a high riding bitch is all a woman has to hang on to."
Q - Question for the next person: when are we gonna drink together again?
Q - Quick or Slow?: hahahahaha...my mind is clearly int he gutter.

R - Reason to smile: making out with boys.
R - Reality TV Show: america's next top model.
R - Right or Left: righty

S - Song Last Heard: uptown girl-billy joel.
S - Season: fall.
S - Sex/gender: female.

T - Time you woke up: 8.30 today.
T - Time Now: 12.46 pm
T - Time for bed: 10 or later

U - Unknown Fact about me: i make funny faces and funny noises to go along with those faces.
U - Unicorns: aren't real.
U - U : suck?

V - Vegetable you hate: artichokes
V - Vegetable you love: cukes
V - View on Politics: if bush, saddam, osama, and everyone were women, things would be a lot different today. probably a lot better too. i mean, all you'd have to do is offer the other some chocolate as a peace offering and all would be forgiven.

W - Worst Habits: using the word tool too much lately.
W - What do you wanna be when you grow up: colin farrell's publicist. but i have an alterior motive. mwhahahaha.
W - Where are you traveling to next? weston tonight

X - X-Rays: are kinda cool
X - X-Rated Porn: could be fun
X - XZIBIT: is a tool

Y - Year you were born: 1982
Y - Year it is now: 2006
Y - Yellow: is one of my favorite colors.

Z - Zoo Animal: koalas
Z - Zodiac: libra
Z - ZZZZZ: i slept fine last night, thanks.
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