For the record, should I die, I fully blame you people.
[camera focuses in on Spider-Man, perched on the edge of a building... picking the petals off a flower]
She loves me... she loves me not... she loves me... she loves me not...
[camera swings back to DORUgamon's face]
I've been trying to make him get a date forever, but he always ends up shrugging it off. I think the virus combined with unresolved sexual tension combined with who knows what else sort of made him...
[camera flips back around, showing Spidey ... still at it]
...well, I hope Doc Ock doesn't show up.
[ooc - Italics = DORUgamon
Normal text = Spidey.]