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[2nd_spider]

[explosions from, y'know, WAR BREAKING OUT]

Oh, it's a lovely day in the neighborhood~

Yeah, this is definitely a bit Onslaughty... Juuuust waitin' on the giant robots...

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[scrapperzen]

Spider, why do you invoke Murphy?

That was practically a Neon Sign pointing at you.

[2nd_spider]

My EXISTENCE invokes Murphy.

[scrapperzen]

... I thought that was just your typical anime comic relief character?

... Sorry, Spider, but that doesn't say good things about you in whatever fandoms may exist for you.

[2nd_spider]

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Well, there's something I don't wanna think ab-

[sound of a rocket whizzing by his head]

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TALKING ON THE D-COMM AT A TIME LIKE THIS!

DORU, really! I'm a professional!

[thwip, sound of rushing wind, rocket going back by again, cutting of the web line, and then explosion]

...

So, yeah.

SHOW OFF!

You were saying?

[scrapperzen]

I'd scold you, but then someone would invariably tell you about that time I disarmed a bomb in city hall while under fire from three sharpshooters and a chain gun...

Anyway, are you sure you want to be the luckless pretty-boy? It's a rather unfortunate spot in the cast.

[2nd_spider]

My burden, I suppose.