[registers as Scarlet Spider]

[2nd_spider]

...okay.

Last thing I remember was swinging.

WHY, NOW, AM I IN A GARBAGE DUMP?!

Better question is, why are you ADVERTISING it?

Crap, I'm gonna smell for a WEEK...

Comments

[ihopsnonstop]

Nothin' wrong with smellin' yo. Gives ya character.

[2nd_spider]

SOME people don't like smelling like a garbage heap, man.

[ihopsnonstop]

Better than covering yourself with that nasty soap and deeyoderant.

Disgustin. Toad don't play like that.

[2nd_spider]

Toad?

...Toad, Toad, Toad...

OH!

You're one of the X-Men's lamer sparring partners, right?

[ihopsnonstop]

LAME?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M A HIGH STANDIN' MEMBER OF MAGNET'S AKOLITES, FOOL!

[2nd_spider]

Oh, hey.

Looks like I hit a button.

[ihopsnonstop]

YOU DIDN'T HIT NOTHIN YO, I'M COOL AS A FRIKKIN CUCUMBER!

[2nd_spider]

Caps lock, buddy.

[ihopsnonstop]

... It's cruise control for cool yannow