The Hairdresser and the Rise of the Red Army
Characters: almost everyone you could think of...Swedes, Canadians and even Russians, oh my....if you must know, Gary Roberts, Jordan Staal, Evgeni Malkin, Nicklas Backstrom, Nick Lidstrom, Ryan Whitney, Alex Ovechkin, Marian Hossa....various other Penguins, Red Wings and rookies from last season
Summary: The Swedes want to destroy an non-swedish Swede and the Russians want to take over the NHL, just a usual day
Rating: R, not suitable for children under the age of 17 unless accompanied by a parent or guardian
Disclaimer: totally made up and fake....although Gary Roberts does live under Whole Foods
A/N: This is meant to be funny and everything is a joke. If you want any clarifications or explanations, please do not hesitate to ask cause I don't mind.....hope you all laugh.
Part One
Part Two