fic: tea for two? 1/1
TITLE: Tea For Two?
AUTHOR: Frala
E-MAIL: frala at hotmail dot com
DISTRIBUTION: Just at Perchance to Dream
DISCLAIMER: I neither claim any ownership to any of the characters aside from the ones I made up. And I'm not implying anything about any of the characters in real life. Its all fiction, none of it actually happened, I made it up.
AN: Apologies for the gratuitous use of the word sammiches.
RATING: NC-17, M/F/M
CHARACTERS: Todd Bertuzzi, Julie Bertuzzi, Ryan Getzlaf.
SUMMARY: Todd is pretty sure the only tea he's a fan of is Tee time.
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What the hell does teatime even mean?
I know it's not tee time that much I can tell you.
But serious, I've been sitting here for hours trying to figure that shit out. Well not here, I started out down in my so called rec-room, and ended up out on the back deck.
Jules left hours ago to drop the kids off, and pick up a few extra things she needed or something, I was only half paying attention. I know my plans fell through and I got stuck hanging out downstairs until I said fuck it and came outside.
I kinda thought they'd be out here, but it must be too cold or something, I don't know how chicks think. I just know she was all dressed pretty and that this beer I have right now tastes damn good on the privacy of my porch.
It's probably some foo foo thing full of tiny sammiches that wouldn't even fill me up if I ate the whole fucking tray… but I am kinda hungry. Maybe she won't kill me if I just stole a couple?
Fuck it.
I'm not afraid of her.
And the fact that I walk into the house quietly is no reflection on that.
There's nothing in here anyway. And it's fucking quiet. There's no way a house full of anyone is this quiet. I peek into the living room and don't see anything there, so I'm a little concerned. You know?
A car I don't recognize is in the driveway, so she has guests.
Maybe tea involves hiding… or maybe it's like a secret code for some hot girl on girl going on, that I don't know about?
Stranger things could happen.
And have.
At any rate, fuck this looking around, I'm heading to her room and seeing if that's where the action is.
Wow…
Okay, so that is where the action is, just a little different than I expected it to be.
Jules is straddling some guy who looks to be as big as me… in all ways, her head tossed back while she rides him, then she leans forward so I can see his cock better, and get a better view of it slamming up into her pussy.
This isn't some sweet little romantic thing going on, this is some hardcore fucking, and it's hot as hell.
He's grunting and has one hand on her ass, grasping tight, while the other is in front of her. I can't see that shit, but I can guess, and I like where my mind goes.
So far I've been unnoticed, and I really should move before I am, but I'm pretty much rooted to the spot, just fucking watching and loving it. He's fucking her so hard and good, and she's making that breathless little moan that's just about to get deeper and turn into a… yeah there's that scream when she comes.
He finishes up too and sits up, to kiss her hand and finally I get to see who he is.
Fuck me.
Getz?
You know neither one of us have been angels, but there's no reason to lie about this for fuck sake.
I mean was she afraid I'd freak out cause it was a teamamte? We've both been there. Was she afraid I'd make cougar noises at the breakfast table? Oh fuck, mental note to totally do that. But whatever, I'm a little put out that I didn't know about this.
Course I'm also standing in the hallway with a huge boner in my shorts, watching my wife bang some kid on my team.
So being put out might not be the strangest thing of the day.
My hand slides into my shorts and I bite my lip. Hey, watching is creepy enough; I may as well have some fun. Shit, they both turn around though, so I mustn't have bit my lip as hard as I meant to.
Jules rolls her eyes and sighs, leaning her head on his shoulder. And Getz looks like he's trying to find the sharpest object to kill himself with. He swallows and whispers my name, I suppose it's kind of nervously, but the effect is worn off by his cock in my wife's pussy.
She meets my eyes and grins wide at me, and I can't help but grin back. Not the first time, and not the last for either of us, but it's still full of a few mixed emotions, not the least of which is how fucking hot it is.
I smirk and take my hands out of my shorts. I do have some decorum, or whatever, and sit on the end of the bed. "New?"
She shakes her head and kisses his cheek. It's cute how that makes him squeak and look even more nervous than before. I think if he was less of a gentleman, he'd toss her off of him and head out the door.
Fuck, I can't even be a dick about it.
"If I was gonna kick your ass I would have already kid, settle down."
He doesn't of course but I think he started breathing again. Little steps.
Julie kisses back to his lips and wriggles around on his lap, she's like the fucking queen of getting you hard again, and he's like in prime boner years so despite his nervousness, she's moaning again and I can't help but grin at him and give him a wink.
"Shit… Bert… I can't…" He pauses, like he lost his train of thought and I crack up a little.
Leaning in and whispering in his ear, doesn't exactly calm him down, but it focuses him more, cause he's moaning too now. "Her pussy is so tight around your cock, isn't it… tell me…" He's quiet so I say it again.
"Yes! Fuck yes… her pussy is so tight, and hot, and so fucking good around me… I can't stop… fucking her…"
I smirk and bite on his ear, stroking my cock for real now, reaching for some lube and slicking it up I move around and look down at him over her shoulder, while I crawl over his legs and press to her back.
Not breaking eye contact with him I whisper exactly what I'm going to do. "M'going to get her all ready for me and fuck her ass while you're still fucking her pussy Getz… you got a problem with that? With me so close, my cock, my balls, so close to yours?"
Julie whimpers, but I fucking know she has no problem with this. She even leans forward, moaning my name, and looking him in the face for an answer too. He swallows hard and really looks like he's thinking about it, looking from her face to mine and then, grinning fucking huge and nodding.
Someone's not nervous anymore!
My fingers slide into Julie and she moans louder, I can feel her tighten and I know he can, and from his moans I know he likes it too, my other hand moves to stroke her clit, rubbing in slow circles and fingering her harder and deeper, until she pretty much screams for me to fuck her too.
Yes Ma'am.
She's so wet that my fingers are on his cock too, doesn't bother me, to say the least and doesn't seem to bother him, so I get a few strokes for real in as I push inside her, going slow and grinding, making both of them gasp when I fill her all the way.
I look down at him, my fingers rubbing over the base of his cock and I grin. "Ready kid?"
He just nods, still not having said much, and I give his cock a squeeze, pushing her down more on it, my other hand holding her around the waist, so I'm in control of all of this.
For about a second before she tells me to fuck her and grabs my wrist, her nails biting into it, until I let her go, and she looks down at him, telling him the same thing, though he gets a nipple pinch to go with it.
Lucky bastard.
He looks up, and grins at me and I nod at him, biting back a chuckle, it'd be a moan in about second anyway, fucking tight, and sweet…. God I love this. She's so extra responsive, one hand reaching back for my head, turning hers so she can kiss me, moaning against my lips.
My fingers meet his on her clit and I grin, moaning into her mouth, and working her harder and faster, until she screams again and slams forward. Then it's me and him, thrusting, she's kissing him hard, he's looking at me and grasping her ass hard as he comes again, reaching more and grasping mine, his eyes closing when I come, pushing her harder down on his cock.
I manage not to just collapse onto them, cause I know she'll kill me if I do… again not that I'm afraid, I'm just that considerate of a guy.
But we're all in a heap on the bed, panting and smiling. I turn my head and he's looking at me almost like he has a million questions for me.
Okay so he probably does. But they can wait.
Jules slides up a little and rests her head on my shoulder. Her voice is all soft once she's done kissing him and she looks back at me. "Sorry I didn't invite you for tea babe…"
I smirk back and swat her ass, chuckling as I shake my head. "Looks like I found my own invitation? I look at her and then at him.
She grins and shifts her head to his shoulder, and kisses her way up his neck.
Fuck, he's a goner.
Getz nods and licks his lip, moaning softly and looking across at me, then nodding again. He moans again when Jules pats his chest and climbs off of him, kissing him then me, then heading to the bathroom.
"Well fuck, now that I know what tea time is, you bet I want in." I smirk and grin at Getz. "How about some beer time downstairs?"
For a moment he looks at me like I might be using that as a ploy to get him down there and kill him or some shit like that, but he chuckles and nods at me. He stands up and I can't help but check him out, licking my lips a little, grinning more.
He catches me and laughs, shaking his head again, and then leaning in, like he's going to kiss me, but doesn't. "Wait and see Bert." He winks and walks out into the hallway, heading downstairs.
I can hear Jules giggle from the bathroom and I groan.
Tea with an a is going to be a hell of a lot more interesting than I ever thought it'd be.
I still want a sammich though.
THE END
AUTHOR: Frala
E-MAIL: frala at hotmail dot com
DISTRIBUTION: Just at Perchance to Dream
DISCLAIMER: I neither claim any ownership to any of the characters aside from the ones I made up. And I'm not implying anything about any of the characters in real life. Its all fiction, none of it actually happened, I made it up.
AN: Apologies for the gratuitous use of the word sammiches.
RATING: NC-17, M/F/M
CHARACTERS: Todd Bertuzzi, Julie Bertuzzi, Ryan Getzlaf.
SUMMARY: Todd is pretty sure the only tea he's a fan of is Tee time.
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What the hell does teatime even mean?
I know it's not tee time that much I can tell you.
But serious, I've been sitting here for hours trying to figure that shit out. Well not here, I started out down in my so called rec-room, and ended up out on the back deck.
Jules left hours ago to drop the kids off, and pick up a few extra things she needed or something, I was only half paying attention. I know my plans fell through and I got stuck hanging out downstairs until I said fuck it and came outside.
I kinda thought they'd be out here, but it must be too cold or something, I don't know how chicks think. I just know she was all dressed pretty and that this beer I have right now tastes damn good on the privacy of my porch.
It's probably some foo foo thing full of tiny sammiches that wouldn't even fill me up if I ate the whole fucking tray… but I am kinda hungry. Maybe she won't kill me if I just stole a couple?
Fuck it.
I'm not afraid of her.
And the fact that I walk into the house quietly is no reflection on that.
There's nothing in here anyway. And it's fucking quiet. There's no way a house full of anyone is this quiet. I peek into the living room and don't see anything there, so I'm a little concerned. You know?
A car I don't recognize is in the driveway, so she has guests.
Maybe tea involves hiding… or maybe it's like a secret code for some hot girl on girl going on, that I don't know about?
Stranger things could happen.
And have.
At any rate, fuck this looking around, I'm heading to her room and seeing if that's where the action is.
Wow…
Okay, so that is where the action is, just a little different than I expected it to be.
Jules is straddling some guy who looks to be as big as me… in all ways, her head tossed back while she rides him, then she leans forward so I can see his cock better, and get a better view of it slamming up into her pussy.
This isn't some sweet little romantic thing going on, this is some hardcore fucking, and it's hot as hell.
He's grunting and has one hand on her ass, grasping tight, while the other is in front of her. I can't see that shit, but I can guess, and I like where my mind goes.
So far I've been unnoticed, and I really should move before I am, but I'm pretty much rooted to the spot, just fucking watching and loving it. He's fucking her so hard and good, and she's making that breathless little moan that's just about to get deeper and turn into a… yeah there's that scream when she comes.
He finishes up too and sits up, to kiss her hand and finally I get to see who he is.
Fuck me.
Getz?
You know neither one of us have been angels, but there's no reason to lie about this for fuck sake.
I mean was she afraid I'd freak out cause it was a teamamte? We've both been there. Was she afraid I'd make cougar noises at the breakfast table? Oh fuck, mental note to totally do that. But whatever, I'm a little put out that I didn't know about this.
Course I'm also standing in the hallway with a huge boner in my shorts, watching my wife bang some kid on my team.
So being put out might not be the strangest thing of the day.
My hand slides into my shorts and I bite my lip. Hey, watching is creepy enough; I may as well have some fun. Shit, they both turn around though, so I mustn't have bit my lip as hard as I meant to.
Jules rolls her eyes and sighs, leaning her head on his shoulder. And Getz looks like he's trying to find the sharpest object to kill himself with. He swallows and whispers my name, I suppose it's kind of nervously, but the effect is worn off by his cock in my wife's pussy.
She meets my eyes and grins wide at me, and I can't help but grin back. Not the first time, and not the last for either of us, but it's still full of a few mixed emotions, not the least of which is how fucking hot it is.
I smirk and take my hands out of my shorts. I do have some decorum, or whatever, and sit on the end of the bed. "New?"
She shakes her head and kisses his cheek. It's cute how that makes him squeak and look even more nervous than before. I think if he was less of a gentleman, he'd toss her off of him and head out the door.
Fuck, I can't even be a dick about it.
"If I was gonna kick your ass I would have already kid, settle down."
He doesn't of course but I think he started breathing again. Little steps.
Julie kisses back to his lips and wriggles around on his lap, she's like the fucking queen of getting you hard again, and he's like in prime boner years so despite his nervousness, she's moaning again and I can't help but grin at him and give him a wink.
"Shit… Bert… I can't…" He pauses, like he lost his train of thought and I crack up a little.
Leaning in and whispering in his ear, doesn't exactly calm him down, but it focuses him more, cause he's moaning too now. "Her pussy is so tight around your cock, isn't it… tell me…" He's quiet so I say it again.
"Yes! Fuck yes… her pussy is so tight, and hot, and so fucking good around me… I can't stop… fucking her…"
I smirk and bite on his ear, stroking my cock for real now, reaching for some lube and slicking it up I move around and look down at him over her shoulder, while I crawl over his legs and press to her back.
Not breaking eye contact with him I whisper exactly what I'm going to do. "M'going to get her all ready for me and fuck her ass while you're still fucking her pussy Getz… you got a problem with that? With me so close, my cock, my balls, so close to yours?"
Julie whimpers, but I fucking know she has no problem with this. She even leans forward, moaning my name, and looking him in the face for an answer too. He swallows hard and really looks like he's thinking about it, looking from her face to mine and then, grinning fucking huge and nodding.
Someone's not nervous anymore!
My fingers slide into Julie and she moans louder, I can feel her tighten and I know he can, and from his moans I know he likes it too, my other hand moves to stroke her clit, rubbing in slow circles and fingering her harder and deeper, until she pretty much screams for me to fuck her too.
Yes Ma'am.
She's so wet that my fingers are on his cock too, doesn't bother me, to say the least and doesn't seem to bother him, so I get a few strokes for real in as I push inside her, going slow and grinding, making both of them gasp when I fill her all the way.
I look down at him, my fingers rubbing over the base of his cock and I grin. "Ready kid?"
He just nods, still not having said much, and I give his cock a squeeze, pushing her down more on it, my other hand holding her around the waist, so I'm in control of all of this.
For about a second before she tells me to fuck her and grabs my wrist, her nails biting into it, until I let her go, and she looks down at him, telling him the same thing, though he gets a nipple pinch to go with it.
Lucky bastard.
He looks up, and grins at me and I nod at him, biting back a chuckle, it'd be a moan in about second anyway, fucking tight, and sweet…. God I love this. She's so extra responsive, one hand reaching back for my head, turning hers so she can kiss me, moaning against my lips.
My fingers meet his on her clit and I grin, moaning into her mouth, and working her harder and faster, until she screams again and slams forward. Then it's me and him, thrusting, she's kissing him hard, he's looking at me and grasping her ass hard as he comes again, reaching more and grasping mine, his eyes closing when I come, pushing her harder down on his cock.
I manage not to just collapse onto them, cause I know she'll kill me if I do… again not that I'm afraid, I'm just that considerate of a guy.
But we're all in a heap on the bed, panting and smiling. I turn my head and he's looking at me almost like he has a million questions for me.
Okay so he probably does. But they can wait.
Jules slides up a little and rests her head on my shoulder. Her voice is all soft once she's done kissing him and she looks back at me. "Sorry I didn't invite you for tea babe…"
I smirk back and swat her ass, chuckling as I shake my head. "Looks like I found my own invitation? I look at her and then at him.
She grins and shifts her head to his shoulder, and kisses her way up his neck.
Fuck, he's a goner.
Getz nods and licks his lip, moaning softly and looking across at me, then nodding again. He moans again when Jules pats his chest and climbs off of him, kissing him then me, then heading to the bathroom.
"Well fuck, now that I know what tea time is, you bet I want in." I smirk and grin at Getz. "How about some beer time downstairs?"
For a moment he looks at me like I might be using that as a ploy to get him down there and kill him or some shit like that, but he chuckles and nods at me. He stands up and I can't help but check him out, licking my lips a little, grinning more.
He catches me and laughs, shaking his head again, and then leaning in, like he's going to kiss me, but doesn't. "Wait and see Bert." He winks and walks out into the hallway, heading downstairs.
I can hear Jules giggle from the bathroom and I groan.
Tea with an a is going to be a hell of a lot more interesting than I ever thought it'd be.
I still want a sammich though.
THE END