i really couldn't help myself
ladies and gentlemen, i give you the worst paragraph to be published.
ever.
"Of course he wasn't interested in me, I thought angrily, my eyes stinging - a delayed reaction to the
onions. I wasn't interesting. And he was. Interesting… and brilliant… and mysterious… and perfect…
and beautiful… and possibly able to lift full-sized vans with one hand. " - Twilight
ever.
"Of course he wasn't interested in me, I thought angrily, my eyes stinging - a delayed reaction to the
onions. I wasn't interesting. And he was. Interesting… and brilliant… and mysterious… and perfect…
and beautiful… and possibly able to lift full-sized vans with one hand. " - Twilight