Matthew is never one to turn down a free drink ( Read more... )

See what's it to use one of these...ah, easy.

Found a house 'round here, odd thing.  Dog fell asleep on the couch and woke up a man.  Strangest place.  Don't think it was the couch's fault.    

So, I died.

And now I'm here.

...Oughta be interestin', at least.