best weekend ever
or what i can remember from it. it was my buddy's birthday on friday so i was goin to get some beer and we could have a small party but he left for the night so i went drinkin with 3 other guys and we didnt stop till 4 am, only 4 hours of drinkin but i went back to my room, drank and watched training day. i saw it before and it is a good movie. so i didnt wake up until 530 pm and i was invited to go drink over this one guys apartment then go to a kegger. well i went to his place at like 645 and had about 6 coronas then at around 830-900 we went to the kegger and i remember some of the kegger, not all. we stopped at a gas station to get some more beer (i dont know why we did but i didnt pay for itso i dont care) and when we get to the house my one buddy gives me a 40 of bud. i was really excited then so i downed the 40 in a few minutes, filled it up again, gone in a few, i finished the first keg and then i met my new friend for the night. Jungle Juice. fruit punch and everclear. fuck yeah, this is when the troutinator/mr.t came out and the party was on. that shit fucked me up good. there were about 5-8 sergeants there and all knew i was 18 but let me keep on drinkin and i was putting my arms around everyone there like we all were best friends for years. the senior airman on my jet told me that he was goin to kick my ass that night cause i was actin like an idiot. well i told him i was just drunk. and troutman, jungle juice and guns and roses mix very well. oh yeah they do. i grabbed a broom handle (metal) and ran around playin sweet child o mine and paradice city and was told to get on top of the bar and play but i could cause i was too drunk. i ran around rubbing the top of peoples heads and just having a good time. i seen people there that were quiet and well i finally got them to talk. i pushed the one guy and well he pushed me on the ground. from then on i cant remember clearly. i remember for a split second something about the cops being there and trying to walk thru the house. then i woke up in the back seat of my car and the first apartment i went to. so i tried to get comfortable but said fuck it and i drove home. i stopped at 711 to get a drink and gum to try and cover up the alcohol. i got a little nervous when the sp was questioning me about my pass and tags. i got home at like 7 am. cops were called at like 3.
sunday i went to the movies and saw the exorcist(i cant spell) and with out a paddle. i started to fall asleep fot the exorcist, maybe cause i was still buzzed, but without a paddle was funny as shit. ive been told im tom from the movie. so me kyle and nick got talking and we decided that we are goin to move off base. it will be great cause we found a 3 bedroom apt for 820 a month. the AF give us 667 a month for BAH(basic allowance for housing). so thats 275 a person a month and close to 400 a month in pocket money. then we get 235 for bas(basic allowand for substance) for food and utilities. so me are makin bank if we do this and it will help for when i come home.
monday well i was nervous to go in on monday cause i dont know what i did at the end of the party since i blacked out, and everyone was cool about it. they just laughed and i walked by or said HEY PAUL real loud, or hey are u paul? so it was a great weekend and the best part of it all was i didnt buy any alcohol but i got drunk off my ass. isnt that what is all about. but now i have a dental appointment in an hour so i got to go. iight catch ya later
sunday i went to the movies and saw the exorcist(i cant spell) and with out a paddle. i started to fall asleep fot the exorcist, maybe cause i was still buzzed, but without a paddle was funny as shit. ive been told im tom from the movie. so me kyle and nick got talking and we decided that we are goin to move off base. it will be great cause we found a 3 bedroom apt for 820 a month. the AF give us 667 a month for BAH(basic allowance for housing). so thats 275 a person a month and close to 400 a month in pocket money. then we get 235 for bas(basic allowand for substance) for food and utilities. so me are makin bank if we do this and it will help for when i come home.
monday well i was nervous to go in on monday cause i dont know what i did at the end of the party since i blacked out, and everyone was cool about it. they just laughed and i walked by or said HEY PAUL real loud, or hey are u paul? so it was a great weekend and the best part of it all was i didnt buy any alcohol but i got drunk off my ass. isnt that what is all about. but now i have a dental appointment in an hour so i got to go. iight catch ya later