JUST KIDDING YOU GUYS!!!!!

May 19, 2005 16:55

I got out of bed really early because I had explosive period cramps. Yeah that's right, not just regular cramps, explosive period cramps!

I feel sad, because Shawn and Boon are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.

I want to tell the world that I'm gay.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my cock.

I want to say thanks to Amber for this super cute website! Thanks babe!!!

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is.

Man.... I wanna be a clown in the circus.... just so I can juggle.... juggle boobs to that funny music.... yeah...

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with a titty pop and an ass grab.
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